I need a mentor so I can be prepared for sniper School
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So OP did you ever travel to Louisiana and meet your contact code named Theis?
Remember you can completely trust him with your future goals. You can ask BrianF for more details
Remember you can completely trust him with your future goals. You can ask BrianF for more details
Don't forget that you have to also be able to smell your ambushers...
Which is easy if they manage to get skunked like Diggler... then again... noone is expecting to be ambushed by a skunk... so might be a good strategy.
OP, this is the kind of non-linear thinking that you need to be a real operator...
Sirhr
You're from Bradenton, you spend a ton of time outdoors, apparently wearing shorts and boots.
You're pale as fuck.
Are you Irish?
You should wear skinny jeans. They will make your chicken legs look even more chicken.
Oh wait! Those are skinny jeans...
Oh wait! Those are skinny jeans...
You must be an electrician.
This is the third or fourth time I've heard that whole "if something metal falls" thing.
It's insanely stupid.
We've actually tried to get something to fall and make contact with both flat pins. It just doesn't happen. Even if it did, there's this thing called a breaker.
Oh, and how the hell do you make cool drawings on the outlets if the mouth is always up?
That flag display needs to be corrected.
The Union should be on the left.
Always hiding those crazy eyes. . . nice hat.
This thread delivers.
Honestly, take that fucking soup-sandwich flag down, fold it properly, and put it in an actual flag display case. I am quite certain whoever did that is not trying to be disrespectful, but the protocol hasn't changed in generations and there is a right way and a wrong way to display a folded flag.
HO-LEE JESUS! What is that!?!?! What the fuck is that to your left!?!?!?
Honestly, take that fucking soup-sandwich flag down, fold it properly, and put it in an actual flag display case. I am quite certain whoever did that is not trying to be disrespectful, but the protocol hasn't changed in generations and there is a right way and a wrong way to display a folded flag.
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Its got to be the Tinks natural, none of that sythentic bs. Even better if you can catch a live doe in heat and gargle it straight from the tap.
My young son was on a measuring kick a couple years ago when he was around 6 years old. He wanted to measure everything. Well, nobody was looking when he decided to use a metal ruler, pull a plug back a little ways, and measure the distance between the prongs.
Yeah, circuit breakers.
But there was a bunch of metal missing off that ruler and a black mark up the cover plate and on the white paint on the wall.
I decided to occupy that little mind with a discussion about electricity. He is too smart for his own good.
Speaking of electricity.
Hey op.
Ever electrocuted yourself to prepare for your future capture and integration? I have a feeling you might get fragged.
Hey op.
Ever electrocuted yourself to prepare for your future capture and integration? I have a feeling you might get fragged.
When I was about that age, I discovered you could make a satisfying flash and explosion by bridging a plug like that. House had fuses. I blew out a lot of fuses before getting a ‘Hidin!
And learned about electricity!!!
Sirhr
I just so happened to be cleaning out a storage unit, and I came across my bullshit from when I wore the flaming piss pot.
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I watched a kid in our gym class kick a paper clip into a socket way back when.
He wasn’t a smart kid to begin with, so judging any brain function difference was tricky.
I tried the skinny jeans once to make my manhood stand out. Unfortunately, I had some cabbage earlier that day and cranked out a huge fart. Wife thought a mouse ran down my pant leg and hit me in the thigh with a broom trying to kill it.
0 out of 5 stars, do not recommend...
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Mine would have been cranking off birdshot from the judge, your lucky
Ahh, a good ole fashioned spit roast -- dinner and a show!
You obviously don't know the science.
Most people on here don’t even know what rowan and martin show is/was id bet. Except the older people
Are you a fag? Cruising for a date? What the fuck?
You post fag pics over and over, are you really a butthole sniper?
So you stopped by to see the recruiter, what did he say?
When are you taking the ASVAB test or heading to the MEPS for a physical?
Everything else from now on proves you are a faggot.
What was the dudes name that posted the pic of stomach area with edge of pubes at the top? Been banned since. This dude is starting to remind me of him.
Na he’s still around.
I happen to know the original artist quite well.
Page 11 and it keeps getting better...
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Sirhr
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Sirhr
Aww, where'd he go? I'm dying for another dose of his snipery wisdom.
With the natural progression of his shared pictures, we should be looking at the starfish by tomorrow afternoon..
Don’t worry, he’ll be back. He’s probably out getting more great stories and experiences to share with us.
There used to be a guy on LRH called "coyote stalker" (I think). We could put them in touch. They can discuss ridiculous shit that never happened..
Magic 8 Ball says:
OP is likely climbing a tree in the dark, while naked, trying stealthily to creep up on an unsuspecting nested squirrel & choke it
Extra points if the squirrel is naked, too.
I wouldn't put nothing past the OP!
Though his idea of what a shaved squirrel is most likely is NOT what most of us know a shaved squirrel to be........
