I need a mentor so I can be prepared for sniper School
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I found the coyote whisperer on IG
And that’s how your pet dog started way back, one retarded canine
That is a medicine coyote. Some say that he follows commands from the Great Spirit himself. He is a guide for the lost and beacon for pathfinders and is not to be hunted or harmed. He just passed by to inform the guy that Bud Light is for spineless followers of woke media and to get rid of it...
You must have found my MySpace account..
The spice girls music and sparkle background with the slide show got me bricked up.
No homo
Those aren't sparkles, they are sprinkles. Bigot..
What the fuck is happening here?Thanks for reply..what day is rent due?
Sorry, I forgot I live in your head rent free
Or it could be something a few friends told me about selection courses in 2 different branches. But I guess you know everything
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I got your pm about this. You can take advantage of my black Friday sale. I sent you a discount code. But I'll answer your question publically, in case anyone else is wondering, I do drive railroad stakes with it. At this point it takes both hands, but I'm close to a break through, I can feel it.
Dude fuck Special Forces. Write books for a living.
Well you have the At ease part correct. I think you're going to make it.
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Can’t even take a compliment, jeebuz man. You ain’t never gonna have no friends like thatThanks for reply..what day is rent due?
Sorry, I forgot I live in your head rent free
Or it could be something a few friends told me about selection courses in 2 different branches. But I guess you know everything
I'd shoot a howler monkey just to see the look on it's dumb face after it fell out of it's tree. Probably gut shoot it too.
You lost at evolution monkey, go towards the light.
Well since he took the shot at 800m there's not much chance the coyote would detect him. Not sure how getting within 800m makes you a master stalker but whatever...
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You've probably never mind melded with a coyote, so you wouldn't understand. To shoot the coyote, you have to become the coyote.
Do I have to eat peyote to become the coyote?
There was a guy on the hide that was a wolf...
I was in a tower deer blind one still eerie morning and heard a male coyote howl. A short while later some anomoly was on the fenceline I was looking down about 800 yds away. It was low to the ground and wide. I thought it was a massive wild hog but it remained completely still and was studying me as I was studying it with 10X binos.
This staring match went on for 10 or 15 minutes until it finally moved toward me and turned broadside at 400 yds. I could see then it was a big coyote with a turkey in it's mouth as it dissapeared through the fence.
I realized then that a coyote is the most wary, vigilent animal in the woods, No ef'g way a human is going to sneak up on one.
"Western Tennessee man found naked on top of utility pole doing calf exercises. When confronted by police yelled he was becoming the coyote".
When I was about 5, I plugged in a pair of tweezers in Okinawa in some off base housing. The circuit breaker (probably a fuse) didn't go but the tweezers burned me almost instantly before they melted in half. It smelled like burning flesh. Real bad burn with blackened skin on my finger and thumb. My little brother thought that was cool as shit. My Mom was pissed but concerned so I got a good pretty good ass chewing while my finger and thumb were treated for a pretty bad burn.
When my Dad got home and learned of my learning experience, he laughed (let me add some emphasis here, he had tears in his eyes) and said that I would probably not be plugging the wrong things in again. My mother was not impressed at how humorous he thought my learning experience had been. He then proceeded to remove the burned pieces of tweezers from the outlet.
Then we had that talk about electricity. I was fascinated. He bought, or at least introduced me to, "The Boy Mechanic". It really didn't help much because then I was wanting to make dangerous shit. I have yet to outgrow that desire.
Highly recommended reading for boys of all ages.
Shshshshss...be vewy vewy quiet while he is stalking up some "coyo".
What a coincidence. When I was four and in Okinawa I did almost the exact same thing, except I didn't get burned but I'll never forget for a brief few seconds the blow torch flame coming out of the socket.
Yep, I at least was smart enough to wrap a paper clip around a stick.
Hey yall watch this.
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5th grade
Well he says he smokes weed, so perhaps he becomes a small Mexican chihuahua...
They say there's a place down in Mexico
Where a man can fly over mountains and hills
And he don't need an airplane or some kind of engine
And he never will
Now you know it's a meaningless question
To ask if those stories are right
'Cause what matters most if the feeling
You get when you're hypnotized
Seems like a dream
They got me hypnotized
He probably could. He sounds like a turkey himself.
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