What’s in a screen name

The results of testicular cancer and making light of it.
In a bar conversation the other night the question of a prosthetic was brought up. Ping pong balls are for wealthy or well insured with low self esteem. Bar tender wants to open a "Build a Ball" like "Build a Bear" for customs. I thought a squeaky toy would be hilarious but would probably squeak when I walked.
Another name for customs would be Uno. Or, you could change your name to Uno.

A friend of mine had one removed but he has done fine the past 10 years or so since the procedure. Caught it early and local to just one.

A guy I worked with got the reputation of having a testicle removed when he was in prison. He was in prison but losing a testicle was just a prank started by a co-worker. We called him Uno for a day and he finally asked what that was about it. And he laughed.
 
Part of my name to include my initials

Then the length of my penis in MOA

I also go by hafejd8.7 for the MILs crowd
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We were at Fort Campbell for Operation Jaguar Bite (before it was faggy) in the late ‘80s. Driving across post and a yankee from Boston saw the NCO (enlisted?) club. He says “We should hit the Ren Devious club later.” This skinny SSgt called Mac picked up on it. He had a voice like Foghorn Leghorn. From that moment it was the Ren Devious with Density club.
 
Actually, I always associate "AMG" with the aftermarket modification company for Mercedes Benz cars.
That's exactly what I was talking about. But if I were a Benz guy, it would DEFINITELY be an AMG car; friggin sick machinery there. No different than I'd prefer BMW M series or Dinan tuned.
 
I was with the 101st Airborne Division (Air Mobile) back in 77-78. I had always admired them as a kid from books I read at the library. I had been chosen at random to be a a part of unit after serving with the 2nd Infantry Division in South Korea. In Korea I served with the 2/61st.ADA a Air Defense unit, located on the DMZ near a small town called Munsan. I was there during Operation Paul Bunyan in 76. Two Officers were killed by North Koreans two miles away from where I was stationed, during a tree trimming incident. It was the quite the shit show for a couple weeks. That's as close as I ever came to combat.
My Reserve Unit ran missions supporting "The 100 worst" circa 2003. We trained up at Campbell and then supported them much of the time during and after the ground offensive.
 
I used to be extremely proud of my penis, and would wear my wristwatch around it (and surprise anyone not expecting). This was around the time of the movie "Boogie Nights", and I got the nickname "Diggler". Like John Holmes, I'm a pretty ugly MF.

At the time I joined this site in 2007, I was a Section Leader in Amphibious Assault Vehicles (MOS 1833) and "Diggler" was my callsign (I'm aware that only pilots get callsigns...but everyone knew me as Diggler and that's what they called me over comms). Probably 2,000 unsuspecting Marines have had to look at my penis. That was a different point in my life...I'm much more mature than that now.

But I still get a kick out of saying: "penis".
 
I used to be into RC, and RC racing. At the time, I ran only HPI (hobby products international) trucks and cars. That was over 25 years ago at this point. But the handle just stuck, because I'm lazy for forum names. LOL Another member here actually PM'd me asking if I was into RC because they got the reference.
My brother-in-law was a writer for most of the RC publications, and he was into RC and competing with it all 24/7. I was fortunate enough to be gifted very many of the post test/write-up cars, trucks, planes, boats or gliders he was given to test and write articles about.
 
I used to be extremely proud of my penis, and would wear my wristwatch around it (and surprise anyone not expecting). This was around the time of the movie "Boogie Nights", and I got the nickname "Diggler". Like John Holmes, I'm a pretty ugly MF.

At the time I joined this site in 2007, I was a Section Leader in Amphibious Assault Vehicles (MOS 1833) and "Diggler" was my callsign (I'm aware that only pilots get callsigns...but everyone knew me as Diggler and that's what they called me over comms). Probably 2,000 unsuspecting Marines have had to look at my penis. That was a different point in my life...I'm much more mature than that now.

But I still get a kick out of saying: "penis".
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I guess ill play the game since @roostercogburn98 is all up in his feels for some reason

I have a very uncommon lasted name, it’s a pain in the ass to pronounce, and I’ve always been a “very big dude” from the woods.

A SSGT in SOI, way back in the day, called me Big Country one day after giving up on my last name, and it stuck. Everyone knew me as Big Country, and it followed me all through the Corps and into the Civvy world too
 
I guess ill play the game since @roostercogburn98 is all up in his feels for some reason

I have a very uncommon lasted name, it’s a pain in the ass to pronounce, and I’ve always been a “very big dude” from the woods.

A SSGT in SOI, way back in the day, called me Big Country one day after giving up on my last name, and it stuck. Everyone knew me as Big Country, and it followed me all through the Corps and into the Civvy world too
I remember a “big country” from those days, but the rest is a bit fuzzy.
 
The results of testicular cancer and making light of it.
In a bar conversation the other night the question of a prosthetic was brought up. Ping pong balls are for wealthy or well insured with low self esteem. Bar tender wants to open a "Build a Ball" like "Build a Bear" for customs. I thought a squeaky toy would be hilarious but would probably squeak when I walked.
Very Krukian.

Appreciate your strength.


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I shot metallic silhouette for many years.
Smallbore, lever action smallbore, lever action pistol caliber, lever action big bore, IHMSA(handgun smallbore and big bore).
In all disciplines, i was notorious for dropping chickens, only to go on and clean banks of pigs and rams. Scope or irons, it didnt matter. Everyone drops turkeys, so....

There were lots of theories behind my short range hadicap, i surmised they were obviously imbued with a bulletproof forcefield where i was concerned. So when I started playing on the internet, I began as Armorpl8chicken.
After Leslie Nielsen played dracula, i shortened it to "chikn".
"Look at me Renfield! I'm drinking vine and eating chikn!"

I still drop targets at 50 yards in 22 tactical matches. It is the legend.
A friend just commissioned a new rack of targets for 50 yards on his range, just for me.
I am halfway expecting them to dedicate them to "The Chikn" and his decades long affliction.
 
The results of testicular cancer and making light of it.
In a bar conversation the other night the question of a prosthetic was brought up. Ping pong balls are for wealthy or well insured with low self esteem. Bar tender wants to open a "Build a Ball" like "Build a Bear" for customs. I thought a squeaky toy would be hilarious but would probably squeak when I walked.
I had an old friend, gone now, he ran into a sprinkler head that ripped open his scrotum and they had to remove the right nut when he 16. He nicknamed himself Lefty. That injury sure got him some mileage with the females.
 
I guess ill play the game since @roostercogburn98 is all up in his feels for some reason

I have a very uncommon lasted name, it’s a pain in the ass to pronounce, and I’ve always been a “very big dude” from the woods.

A SSGT in SOI, way back in the day, called me Big Country one day after giving up on my last name, and it stuck. Everyone knew me as Big Country, and it followed me all through the Corps and into the Civvy world too
More boredom than anything, my touchy feely is reserved for other things















Don’t be a prevert with that thought
 
Instead of saying “cheese” when taking pics, try saying “peeeeeenis.”

It will get a better reaction.





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Believe it or not.......BTDT.😄

I was actually having a conversation with my wife at supper one night regarding my 'maturity and attitude change' after my retirement and moving away from what I'd done my whole life. She balked at my self-diagnosed maturity increase and said "Oh yeah!...PENIS!" with a completely straight face. I lost it and laughed for a good minute...and had to relinquish the point about my maturity increasing.

Maybe when I hit 50 it'll get better...
 
Believe it or not.......BTDT.😄

I was actually having a conversation with my wife at supper one night regarding my 'maturity and attitude change' after my retirement and moving away from what I'd done my whole life. She balked at my self-diagnosed maturity increase and said "Oh yeah!...PENIS!" with a completely straight face. I lost it and laughed for a good minute...and had to relinquish the point about my maturity increasing.

Maybe when I hit 50 it'll get better...

Either that, or she happened to see the "Beavis & Butthead Sex Education Week" episode and thought she could take ya.... :ROFLMAO:
 
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It's after my G.G.Grandfather, who served during the Civil War ....Union side. Growing up, I took interest because that's what young boys do....cowboys, indians, cavalry, John Wayne, etc. In my later years I was able to research his service records and unit movements.
Some of the family referred to him simply as 'John T' for short...as a nickname of sorts, and I chose it as my 'handle' here because I liked the ring of it.
 
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