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Another name for customs would be Uno. Or, you could change your name to Uno.The results of testicular cancer and making light of it.
In a bar conversation the other night the question of a prosthetic was brought up. Ping pong balls are for wealthy or well insured with low self esteem. Bar tender wants to open a "Build a Ball" like "Build a Bear" for customs. I thought a squeaky toy would be hilarious but would probably squeak when I walked.
Street or corporate ?Pharmaceutical sales.
Same name, multiple boards.
Part of my name to include my initials
Then the length of my penis in MOA
I also go by hafejd8.7 for the MILs crowd
♫♪ You..... had a Rendezvous...♪♫
That's exactly what I was talking about. But if I were a Benz guy, it would DEFINITELY be an AMG car; friggin sick machinery there. No different than I'd prefer BMW M series or Dinan tuned.Actually, I always associate "AMG" with the aftermarket modification company for Mercedes Benz cars.
My Reserve Unit ran missions supporting "The 100 worst" circa 2003. We trained up at Campbell and then supported them much of the time during and after the ground offensive.I was with the 101st Airborne Division (Air Mobile) back in 77-78. I had always admired them as a kid from books I read at the library. I had been chosen at random to be a a part of unit after serving with the 2nd Infantry Division in South Korea. In Korea I served with the 2/61st.ADA a Air Defense unit, located on the DMZ near a small town called Munsan. I was there during Operation Paul Bunyan in 76. Two Officers were killed by North Koreans two miles away from where I was stationed, during a tree trimming incident. It was the quite the shit show for a couple weeks. That's as close as I ever came to combat.
My brother-in-law was a writer for most of the RC publications, and he was into RC and competing with it all 24/7. I was fortunate enough to be gifted very many of the post test/write-up cars, trucks, planes, boats or gliders he was given to test and write articles about.I used to be into RC, and RC racing. At the time, I ran only HPI (hobby products international) trucks and cars. That was over 25 years ago at this point. But the handle just stuck, because I'm lazy for forum names. LOL Another member here actually PM'd me asking if I was into RC because they got the reference.
I used to be extremely proud of my penis, and would wear my wristwatch around it (and surprise anyone not expecting). This was around the time of the movie "Boogie Nights", and I got the nickname "Diggler". Like John Holmes, I'm a pretty ugly MF.
At the time I joined this site in 2007, I was a Section Leader in Amphibious Assault Vehicles (MOS 1833) and "Diggler" was my callsign (I'm aware that only pilots get callsigns...but everyone knew me as Diggler and that's what they called me over comms). Probably 2,000 unsuspecting Marines have had to look at my penis. That was a different point in my life...I'm much more mature than that now.
But I still get a kick out of saying: "penis".
I remember a “big country” from those days, but the rest is a bit fuzzy.I guess ill play the game since @roostercogburn98 is all up in his feels for some reason
I have a very uncommon lasted name, it’s a pain in the ass to pronounce, and I’ve always been a “very big dude” from the woods.
A SSGT in SOI, way back in the day, called me Big Country one day after giving up on my last name, and it stuck. Everyone knew me as Big Country, and it followed me all through the Corps and into the Civvy world too
What time frame? I got that name back in 2010 lolI remember a “big country” from those days, but the rest is a bit fuzzy.
I’m old. ‘89-‘93.What time frame? I got that name back in 2010 lol
Shittt you got me beat lolI’m old. ‘89-‘93.
Did you consider “Tuna can”?My cock is big..and fat.
Very Krukian.The results of testicular cancer and making light of it.
In a bar conversation the other night the question of a prosthetic was brought up. Ping pong balls are for wealthy or well insured with low self esteem. Bar tender wants to open a "Build a Ball" like "Build a Bear" for customs. I thought a squeaky toy would be hilarious but would probably squeak when I walked.
Literally just this. A favourite song of mine.
What my dad used to call equipment operators-monkey in a boxI'm the monkey behind the trigger.
But I still get a kick out of saying: "penis".
I graduated in 79 at the bottom of Winchester Grade...what does your mom look like?Seriously though, my middle name is Luke and so my name comes from a very long string of names that was sort of a backwards nickname as a kid. 80 is the year I was born
I had an old friend, gone now, he ran into a sprinkler head that ripped open his scrotum and they had to remove the right nut when he 16. He nicknamed himself Lefty. That injury sure got him some mileage with the females.The results of testicular cancer and making light of it.
In a bar conversation the other night the question of a prosthetic was brought up. Ping pong balls are for wealthy or well insured with low self esteem. Bar tender wants to open a "Build a Ball" like "Build a Bear" for customs. I thought a squeaky toy would be hilarious but would probably squeak when I walked.
What’s in a screen name
Real close, I’ll give you an F- for effortAlphanumeric characters.
This was a test......right ?
What did I win ?
More boredom than anything, my touchy feely is reserved for other thingsI guess ill play the game since @roostercogburn98 is all up in his feels for some reason
I have a very uncommon lasted name, it’s a pain in the ass to pronounce, and I’ve always been a “very big dude” from the woods.
A SSGT in SOI, way back in the day, called me Big Country one day after giving up on my last name, and it stuck. Everyone knew me as Big Country, and it followed me all through the Corps and into the Civvy world too
OhhhhhI always thought that was your favorite food.![]()
Instead of saying “cheese” when taking pics, try saying “peeeeeenis.”
It will get a better reaction.
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We all know your real name though…Loved to hunt snipe. Also started out shooting a 260!
Believe it or not.......BTDT.
I was actually having a conversation with my wife at supper one night regarding my 'maturity and attitude change' after my retirement and moving away from what I'd done my whole life. She balked at my self-diagnosed maturity increase and said "Oh yeah!...PENIS!" with a completely straight face. I lost it and laughed for a good minute...and had to relinquish the point about my maturity increasing.
Maybe when I hit 50 it'll get better...