What you’re saying is that you are properly Sniper qualified unlike the United States Secret Service.
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I need a mentor so I can be prepared for sniper School
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What you’re saying is that you are properly Sniper qualified unlike the United States Secret Service.
95% of us know this, you’re the moron for feeling the need to explain it
No you’re just not as smart as you imagine. Good job pretending you’re a super troll though.
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OP’s rigorous training
I’m pretty sure I know the guy you’re talking about. Did some firearm training with him. He was pretty intense and then he moved about 4 hours away and started some sort of training school. He would do cartwheels and shoot his pistol one handed while he was upside down. All kinds of funny stuff like that.
I think he went on a secret squirrel mission. They knew how bad ass he was and let him skip all the training..
See comments in CEO thread… I bet that’s the hitter!
Snipershide fu might work. I don't remember which thread at the moment though. There was lots of good videos in that thread.
The OP will need to learn some razzle. And some dazzle.
Mommy and daddy cut off his internet connection in the basement.
I was working at this, aaahhhh, agency… And I was in the chow hall standing next to a 12-year-old. So, as happens, you have this running commentary in your head, “I wonder when they started letting 12 year-old 5 foot six midgets in the army?”
The guy turns to pay the cashier and I see that he’s an army Sergeant… then I noticed that he’s an army special forces Sergeant… who looks like he’s 12.
I start thinking back to my day and I am perplexed “ holy shit how does that guy have six years in the army before he was able to apply for special forces?”
One of the guys in my team tells me that you can apply for special forces directly and go in as a special forces candidate. That wasn’t how it was when I was in… they wanted people that had at least one enlistment under their belt.
But that guy was young man, and he pulled it off and was with us for his specialization… gotta be impressed one way or another.
He is in WVa rucking his ass off and land naving ravines and cliffs. Skipped right over Pineland.
When the Majors and Master Sergeants started to look like kids, I knew it was time to retire.
When the Majors and Master Sergeants started to look like kids, I knew it was time to retire.
Hahaha. Last deployment before I retired my LT was younger by far than my kid. It was time.
If he lives in Bradenton/Palmetto and has a basement, he's under water
When I went through you had to be an e4p to go to selection. A lot has changed.
That's just good scuba training.
IIRC… they were called “Special Forces Babies.” Direct to Assessment started after Gulf War. They were trying to build up the Groups.
Oh and ever meet Mike Vickers! You would have thought he was in middle school…. Or maybe you did meet Mike Vickers ;-)
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I remember one time when I was running the cargo ramp in Kuwait City shortly after we seized it before the push North into Iraq, when an old flying buddy of mine came through. He was then doing the super spooky shit that I only ever saw from the periphery, and it was good to catch up while he was there for a quick gas and go.
Long story short, his jet broke and he comes up to me and says “Hey man, can you get us rooms for the aircrew?”
I said of course, of course, and that’s when he popped the real question… “Yeah, my crew is 75 people, so…”
LoL, O fucking L.
Couldn’t officially affirm that team was there at the time, so they were all part of the crew…not passengers. After 1/2 hour or so of scrambling; including moving most of my team, including me and my roommate out of our rooms, we got them settled.
After we got them all squared away my buddy comes back over with a guy in tow who literally looked like he was a teenager. He introduced us to each other and pointed out that “Mr. Xxx is our troop commander, and he wanted to say thanks for the assist.” The guy pulls out a coin, and we do the whole coin exchange thing, and then I flipped his coin over to the other side.
Dude was a friggin’ one-star General! I did an obvious double take, and he just laughed and said something to the effect of “Yeah, I get that a lot; helps to be underestimated and ignored in my business.”
I still have that coin in a case on top of a bookcase in my home office, and still can’t believe that ‘kid’ was a 1 star! LoL
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I don't believe Bill Murry ever made me laugh in that movie or anything else he was in.
His skit on SNL as a cheesy hotel lounge singer was the only amusing character I ever saw him play.
But I immediately dropped and settled. Where there is a doe, there is usually a buck sniffing her out. Sure enough, 30 minutes later, I could hear rustling and some scraping but it was far enough away that I chalked it up to lucky scouting and data for next time.
And then this joke I made.
So, Happy Thankgiving for me.
So when are we invited over for venison tenderloin?
The only venison I have had is donations from a colleague who harvested a few.
That and Holmes Pork and Venison Sausage I get at Krogers.
I have eaten up the steaks and burgers. All that is left is some meatballs.
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