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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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I worked with guy that looked like the common rendition of the Devil. Not just a resemblance, he looked like the Devil. Gaunt face, high cheekbones, sunken cheeks, long forehead, goatee, thin build. So much so that his standard Halloween costume was just two calf's horns spirit gummed onto his forehead. Pretty much everyone in the area knew him.

One Halloween, after a party, he stops in at one of the local watering holes in Beatty. Still had his little horns on. It's about 2am, close to 100* outside and he and the bar tender were the only ones there. The door opens and two tourist types walk in. One drops a $20 on the bar, orders two Buds and heads for the bathroom. The other lays down a dollar bill, gets change, walks over and racks up a game of pool. They both end up back at the bar and one blurts out "It's hot as Hell around here" Then they both kinda look over towards Jerry. He just looks up and smiles.

They left $20 and two Buds on the bar and a racked up game of pool.

Thank you,
MrSmith
 
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That’s adorable. But just wait until he learns how to run. And then, because he’s still really young and uncoordinated as shit, smashes his head into the corner of everything

Even worse is when they start talking and repeating their dad's dark jokes at inappropriate times. Don't ask how I know. 😏