Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[cas6969]

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For all you old timers...

 

[fpgt72]

If you knew she had kids in the first place, don't go on a date to begin with.

I have a saying.....if she is over 30 and does not have kids she is very broken.....mentally or biological

 

[cas6969]

 

[Animal357]

I can hear the tape his from here

 

[Mike Casselton]

I can hear the tape his from hear

Once you get older, tape hiss is no longer an issue.
It's tinnitus

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Once you get older, tape hiss is no longer an issue.
It's tinnitus

Some people look at a jet and say "The Sound of Freedom."

The sound of freedom is actually... Tinnitus!

Sirhr

 

[Mike Casselton]

You're more than welcome to a bunch of my sound of freedom.

For some reason nobody takes me up on that offer

 

[LeftyJason]

Got to tour the Byron nuke plant back in 2019; pretty cool.

A couple fun facts about nuclear power:

- A single uranium fuel pellet contains as much energy as a ton of coal.
- All the nuclear waste ever produced by all the nuclear plants could fit on a single football field.
- If someone says solar is better than nuclear, just tell them solar is nuclear at a distance.

Xkcd 1162. Log Scale.

Flavor text is good as well.
"Knuth Paper-Stack Notation: Write down the number on pages. Stack them. If the stack is too tall to fit in the room, write down the number of pages it would take to write down the number. THAT number won't fit in the room? Repeat. When a stack fits, write the number of iterations on a card. Pin it to the stack."

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[cas6969]

 

[John T.]

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I remember that movie..only saw it once.
Clacking of beer bottles on a guys fingers being used as catanets sticks in my mind. Curious how some odd things will stick with you for 45 yrs, and yet I cant remember what I did 2 days ago!

 

[6.5SH]

I remember that movie..only saw it once.
Clacking of beer bottles on a guys fingers being used as catanets sticks in my mind. Curious how some odd things will stick with you for 45 yrs, and yet I cant remember what I did 2 days ago!

The other one for me was the sample of "can you dig it" used by PWEI

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Bulgarians for sure!!

 

[jpjulian]

Ho! LEE! SHIT!!!!

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[aam]

Gunsmoke
Rawhide
Cimmaron Strip

Don't forget Combat

 

[Lawless]

My grandson is thinking about buying a new truck….

I gave him that iPhone a year or so ago. He can text me on wifi it’s gibberish and emojis but I love it.

 

[Ramius]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

You're more than welcome to a bunch of my sound of freedom.

For some reason nobody takes me up on that offer

Most of us have enough of our own.

 

[Maser]

 

[The D]

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Weirdest baseball game ever

 

[EddieNFL]

You're more than welcome to a bunch of my sound of freedom.

For some reason nobody takes me up on that offer

Your sound of freedom is a contributing cause of my deafness.

 

[EddieNFL]

Don't forget Combat

“Starring Vic Morrow” (read in a masculine voice).

 

[Longshot231]

Women can do anything that men can do. Just look at the long lines of ladies waiting to submit employment applications to go mine coal.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

My grandson is thinking about buying a new truck….

I gave him that iPhone a year or so ago. He can text me on wifi it’s gibberish and emojis but I love it.


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Jeans… check. Red t-shirt. Check. Farmer cap. Check. Aged boots. Check.

He should be looking for one of these:

And probably have a pack of Marlboros rolled in his sleeve.

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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He was missing one thing from his life…

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Your sound of freedom is a contributing cause of my deafness.

WHAT???

 

[Mike Casselton]

Your sound of freedom is a contributing cause of my deafness.

Wut?

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[eddie102870]

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brings back memories.

 

[Mr.BR]

 

[jetracer013]

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What’s the blue valve?

 

[eddie102870]

What’s the blue valve?

service brakes

 

[WasNH4X]

Don't forget Combat

Or Rat Patrol

 

[Duc]

blue is tractor park

yellow is tractor and trailer park

red is trailer park

 

[timesublime]

 

[timesublime]

 

[jetracer013]

blue is tractor park

yellow is tractor and trailer park

red is trailer park

I’ve never seen blue. We had red and yellow only.

 

[timesublime]

 

[Terry Cross]

Don't forget Combat

Who remembers the Rat Patrol and McHales Navy? ! ! !

Not as old but Ba Ba Blacksheep was pretty good too.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Stealing!!!!!

 

[theLBC]