The annual TheGermans by proxy “What stupid Christmas Gift You Get” thread?

I bought myself a Guncrafter Industries No Name 1911 in 9mm...but after tracking shows it sitting in the Greenville NC post office for a week, I'm thinking that maybe a USPS worker got a hell of a free present.

Otherwise I got a mini vehicle trash can and some leather work gloves. Which is precisely why I bought the GI.
 
Merry Christmas to Me
Aston Martin Vantage

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9:15 Christmas morning I got this from my neighbor.

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I got up from my chair last night to go down in the basement to load some ammo so I could go shoot today. As I did the phone rang. Got called into work for something. By the time I got home it was too late. Figured I'd do it in the morning. I was in the process of getting up to go down stairs this morning and I heard a loud crash... :rolleyes:
 
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Monday 23rd, I got fresh-baked cookies that one of my bosses' wives made and he brought to me.

It was several cookies. And lasted approximately 24 hours.

My Christmas present is just sitting here with my wife. We first met December 19, 1993 and were married April 29, 2000.

Not a stupid gift. I guess I suck at stupid gifts unless you want to call the county appraisal district raising my property taxes a bad gift.
 
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