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I remember reading this when it was posted, still funny
Google says Kayla Kiss
Just your mom?My mother had a bumper sticker on her car that said that. My mom was odd.
She's warming up my dinner! Rules and shit....
He wears it backward so you can reach it during doggy style
Too lazy to reach around? You learned that shit from @Dirty DHe wears it backward so you can reach it during doggy style
Yes, can’t you see that look of disappointment on her face?
If by lazy you mean my arms ain’t long enough to reach around your fat ass to find that nub then yesToo lazy to reach around? You learned that shit from @Dirty D
When I read that (and I did get the sarcasm), my mind went straight to my first wife. 4'10", 100lbs, DD's (think Melissa Rauch) and the one person everyone wanted at a party. She was crazy. At one party, she chugged about 12 ozs of 100 proof vodka ... and just got louder. I thought the next day was going to be interesting. I was hungover, she was not at all.I bet you are a blast at parties