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Even Michelle Obama knows that.
 
My 20 year old son found out the hard way that that's not the road for cruising along in 2wd in a snow storm. Totalled abclean 2nd Gen dodge he got from my dad. Not a scratch luckily. AAA wouldn't respond so I had to drive up from Nor Cal to rescue him.
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I knew a ranch family in West Texas that bought a brand new Dodge truck, brought it home and proceeded to drive it straight out in the pasture and started throwing bowling ball size rock in the bed, no liner, nothing.

They drove and treated that truck like they stole it. The boys, big ol farm kids, would climb all over it, walk on the new hood crushing it in, jump up on the cab and crush it in and reach up and punch it back out while driving. When I'd say something they'd say. "It's a work truck."
 
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My 20 year old son found out the hard way that that's not the road for cruising along in 2wd in a snow storm. Totalled abclean 2nd Gen dodge he got from my dad. Not a scratch luckily. AAA wouldn't respond so I had to drive up from Nor Cal to rescue him.
Lots of nice people stopped to check on him while he waited by a camp fire.View attachment 8591867View attachment 8591868
ETA: I messed up the quote to @SONIC SAAMI
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That's my back way from Glide OR to Burns Or. I like it because there is no traffic. They keep it plowed but it can get nasty. I prefer the no traffic. Sometimes I'll take the Military Road cutoff and stop and have lunch out there. Great views of the Cascades.

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I knew a ranch family in West Texas that bought a brand new Dodge truck, brought it home and proceeded to drive it straight out in the pasture and started throwing bowling ball size rock in the bed, no liner, nothing.

They drove and treated that truck like they stole it. The boys, big ol farm kids, would climb all over it, walk on the new hood crushing it in, jump up on the cab and crush it in and reach up and punch it back out while driving. When I'd say something they'd say. "It's a work truck."
I'm all about the work truck mentality.....but I don't beat it just to beat it....and if the kids climbed on they'd get their butt's paddled...lol