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Hedgehog?
It looks like it might be. I've only seen them in pictures.
In a previous occupation, I use to be the king of practical jokes until the advent of #metoo, sexual harassment, DEI and LGBTQXYZ bull shit.
Anyway, I would make up a fake message that said we had a problem with mice and made sure the new girl would get it. I was out of the loop as there were plenty of willing accomplices who would hand her the memo.
The memo/message basically said that we had a problem with mice. It also said that all personnel were to clean up any droppings we discovered and capture the rodents and hold for proper extermination at the end of the day.
The ladies all reacted differently upon reading the message but they wanted to keep their jobs. Regardless of that, they were never happy about it.
Whenever my intended victim was not looking, I would put a fake mouse in her coat pocket. This was the type of fake mouse that you get in the pet stores for cats to play with. The furrier the mouse the better the effect. It was kind of like the one below.
So whenever the time came for her to put on her coat and put her hands in the pockets we would get some entertainment.
The reactions were anything from complete paralysis to dancing around like they were part of an African fertility rite or Apache war dance.
Now be honest with me. You don't think there is anything wrong with me just because I like to hear women scream early in the morning; do you?
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interesting video POV from the steel target. Trace and gong
Oh it a bastard lolIt looks like it might be. I've only seen them in pictures.
In a previous occupation, I use to be the king of practical jokes until the advent of #metoo, sexual harassment, DEI and LGBTQXYZ bull shit.
Anyway, I would make up a fake message that said we had a problem with mice and made sure the new girl would get it. I was out of the loop as there were plenty of willing accomplices who would hand her the memo.
The memo/message basically said that we had a problem with mice. It also said that all personnel were to clean up any droppings we discovered and capture the rodents and hold for proper extermination at the end of the day.
The ladies all reacted differently upon reading the message but they wanted to keep their jobs. Regardless of that, they were never happy about it.
Whenever my intended victim was not looking, I would put a fake mouse in her coat pocket. This was the type of fake mouse that you get in the pet stores for cats to play with. The furrier the mouse the better the effect. It was kind of like the one below.
So whenever the time came for her to put on her coat and put her hands in the pockets we would get some entertainment.
The reactions were anything from complete paralysis to dancing around like they were part of an African fertility rite or Apache war dance.
Now be honest with me. You don't think there is anything wrong with me just because I like to hear women scream early in the morning; do you?
At least it's not another bicycle argument.
Ever get bored in the checkout line because some idiot doesn't know how to use the credit card scanner at tractor supply?
First fitment. I gotta modify the HVAC box a bit and get different valve covers.
Me literally not giving a damn about egg prices as WOKE dies a thousand deaths.
It's a start. Keep going DOGE.,
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