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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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$.89 per hundred.
When @Dirty D dies I’m paying an extremely gay dude to wail at his funeral.
@Barneybdb already volunteered
@Barneybdb already volunteered
I am betting the actual capability is closer to alphie than terminator.
You must be in the nice part of Africa........ That is much nicer then the places I worked.
Always communication issues
A woman goes to court. She has filed a request for a divorce.
The judge asks her what is going on.
She replies, “I need to divorce my husband!“
“OK” the judge says, “let’s start with a few questions first.”
“Like what?” she asks.
“Well, do you have any grounds?”
“Yes, we have about 5 acres out in the country with a small house.”
“I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"I think It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,"
“ Well then - do you have a grudge?”
“No, but we have a nice, wide carport and a storage shed.”
“Let me ask then," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents.”
He tried again, "Let me ask you this way - is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
“Let me ask a different question. Do you have any complaints about him?”
“Like what?”
“Well, does he beat you up?”
“No, I’m up at least an hour before him every day.”
Exasperated, the judge finally asks, “ So why do you want a divorce?”
“Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says he can't communicate with
A woman goes to court. She has filed a request for a divorce.
The judge asks her what is going on.
She replies, “I need to divorce my husband!“
“OK” the judge says, “let’s start with a few questions first.”
“Like what?” she asks.
“Well, do you have any grounds?”
“Yes, we have about 5 acres out in the country with a small house.”
“I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"I think It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,"
“ Well then - do you have a grudge?”
“No, but we have a nice, wide carport and a storage shed.”
“Let me ask then," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents.”
He tried again, "Let me ask you this way - is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
“Let me ask a different question. Do you have any complaints about him?”
“Like what?”
“Well, does he beat you up?”
“No, I’m up at least an hour before him every day.”
Exasperated, the judge finally asks, “ So why do you want a divorce?”
“Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says he can't communicate with
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That shirt perfectly embraces my dickheadedness
Why do you think I keep a mattress in the garage? Amateur!
Inrange still exists? I used to follow them way back in the day but always disliked Karl for reasons I couldn't put my finger on. Once Ian distanced himself I assumed they died off.
Edit, stupid autocorrect.
Pic of my buddies drag and drive unit, because picture thread.
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3 shades of Colombianas just like the coffee latte!
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Manfrotto tripod that I usually shoot stuff off of also makes a great laser level stand.
For the love of god, buy that woman some new breasts and take her to a Dr. that has better depth perception and vision than some Marty Feldman surgeon she went to the last time.
