@Barneybdb told me a story about him walking in on his uncle jacking off when he was a kid. Barney got startled but his uncle said “Don't worry you’ll be doing this soon enough”.
Barney “ew, why would I be doing that?”
Uncle “because my arms tired mate”
I see you forgot to change the batteries in your hearing aids again....
Speaking of "aids", how is that new medication working ????