Here at Cameo, Ultimate Hunter Challenge, I sponsored the Shitters
I sponsored the Shitters
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When the fuck did portashitters get a lounge area?
New presentation: the tactical shiter.
And it's the handicap shitter. Perfect for the retards here.
You missed your chance to really upgrade that shitter with a $6 million gold toilet.
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British man convicted in $6 million gold toilet heist
A 39 year-old British man was found guilty of burglary after stealing an 18-carat golden toilet on display as an artwork in an exhibit at Winston Churchill's birthplace.
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How depressing to see the inside of a porta-shitter, and there's not a single Chuck Norris joke or "Wagner loves the cock".
You can see the answer in the photo. The blue sign on the outside of the shitter... they are Army issue.
Saw one the other day, on the door it said “look up” so I did and then it said “faggot” on the roof
Or shithouse oldie but goodie...Saw one the other day, on the door it said “look up” so I did and then it said “faggot” on the roof
The jokes in your hand
Prolly should put these signs up. Just in case?
The best thing to do was when your co workers are in there taking a dump, take a big rock and throw in down the vent stack
Rocking the boat is a whole lot more fun than the rock trick.
How did you not post this in the portajohn thread?
Epic fail
Epic fail
On a small construction job. Porta john. Winter and it was a cold, cold one. Noticed we were going through quite a bit of starting spray, it's cold, but the equipment is starting, didn't give it too much thought.
Down at the spillway one day and had to piss. Walked up to the porta john and there on the ground was a half empty case of starting spray. I ask one of the hands about it and he said "watch this". He grabs a can, opens the door and gives the inside of the porta john a 2 second spray, the door closes and he returns the can to the case on the ground and picks up a matchbook. Sets a small rock to hold the door open a couple inches, stands to one side and flicks in a match. WOOF! Door flies open, then closed, he says "try it now".
Nice. It was toasty warm and out of the wind. A top quality urinary experience.
I ordered another case of starting spray.
Thank you,
MrSmith
Down at the spillway one day and had to piss. Walked up to the porta john and there on the ground was a half empty case of starting spray. I ask one of the hands about it and he said "watch this". He grabs a can, opens the door and gives the inside of the porta john a 2 second spray, the door closes and he returns the can to the case on the ground and picks up a matchbook. Sets a small rock to hold the door open a couple inches, stands to one side and flicks in a match. WOOF! Door flies open, then closed, he says "try it now".
Nice. It was toasty warm and out of the wind. A top quality urinary experience.
I ordered another case of starting spray.
Thank you,
MrSmith
It was on the walls of a porta-can that read these words of wit, written by a gringo friend with an understanding of language and culture.
"Tu Madre mamas Berge por gratis."
As for the Frank jokes, did these units arrive with a booster step?
"Tu Madre mamas Berge por gratis."
As for the Frank jokes, did these units arrive with a booster step?
Just drove by Cameo an hour ago on the way home from UT.
Now relaxing with a coolie loolie in Glenwood Springs.
Hammer home tomorrow before traffic gets all jammed up.
Dinner at Glennwood Springs Brewery.
Beer aint as good as Miller Lite but the food is top notch!!
Their own Root Beer is darn good though!!!
We used to tell the port-o-let driver "Hey man I heard you got caught taking shit off the job"
Their reaction was always "Oh wow never heard that one before you cocksucker"
Anyways are those MOA or MIL shitters?
Their reaction was always "Oh wow never heard that one before you cocksucker"
Anyways are those MOA or MIL shitters?
Better for a porta shitter
Here I sit with all this vapor
The guy before me used all the paper
I here the call to shoot I must not linger
Look out asshole here comes my finger.
We could ask Frank how his day was.
He could say it was shitty and would not be lying or exaggerating. Like the guy who drives the shit-sucker truck that cleans these.
"Honey, how was your day?"
"Another day, same shit."
He could say it was shitty and would not be lying or exaggerating. Like the guy who drives the shit-sucker truck that cleans these.
"Honey, how was your day?"
"Another day, same shit."
Go to the back of the outhouse and when the portly lady sits down say “Excuse me lady, I’m painting down here.”
Sirhr
Check the floor and corners when you open the door. Finding a rattle snake between your feet can be “exciting”. 
And .....the Shithouse Poets have begun!
What did it say on the drinking straw tho
Fitters put their faces where Plumbers put there asses!
What did it say on the drinking straw tho
Fitters put their faces where Plumbers put there asses!
When you sponsor the toilets...
But also want one of the new MST-100's...
Sirhr
But also want one of the new MST-100's...
Sirhr
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