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Hot Dogs

Maggot

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"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood"
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    I bet a steak does too, hell I bet every time you eat meat it shortens your life. Maybe meat needs a special tax attached to it, to help pay for healthcare. Maybe the meat industry needs to pay for add campaigns to tell us all the dangers of eating meat. Or, maybe we need a news media and education system that calls out bullshit instead of creating and spreading bullshit.
     
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    Pbgt said:
    I wonder if there is a vaccine to prevent the hot dog from kill'in ya...??
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    There is but it doesn't stop you from catching or spreading hot dogs. It also may take 36 minutes off your life for every hot dog you eat.

    I wonder at what point, not eating starts to shorten your life. We are only about 100 years past a point where starvation was much more common in this country.
     
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    Hell, by that logic, Joey Chestnut died in 1587 😂

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    candyx said:
    Your wives are going to be really pissed how much they shorten their lives when they come out with the study about semen.
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    We need to beat them to the punch....we must have our top scientists release a study first.....

    claim it makes you live longer, helps you lose weight or gives you better skin or some shit..

    " Listen babe, you gotta trust the science"
     
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    Im not sure if I am going to get the J&J or Moderna hotdog shot. Has anyone experienced any side effects from either. No way am I touching phizer they can suck my weiner.
     
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    supercorndogs said:
    I bet a steak does too, hell I bet every time you eat meat it shortens your life. Maybe meat needs a special tax attached to it, to help pay for healthcare. Maybe the meat industry needs to pay for add campaigns to tell us all the dangers of eating meat. Or, maybe we need a news media and education system that calls out bullshit instead of creating and spreading bullshit.
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    I would expect this sort of response from a super corn dog, which is a disguised hotdog, deep fried in batter; I bet your type shortens life by 36 minutes each bite. LOL
     
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    Gell-Man amnesia effect seems to be the new, or perhaps not so new, basis of all scientific research. They're counting on you not realizing they're full of it to retain some semblance of credibility.

    There is some validity to consuming various things reducing your lifespan. Depends on the person. My Grandpa smoked non-filter cigarettes and ate southern cooking every day of his life until he was 74 years old. He was an old diesel mechanic and farmer -- ran a tractor places other folks thought was nuts.

    My Grandma was Creek Indian -- didn't smoke or anything but never used toothpaste. She brushed her teeth with a sassafrass twig that she'd shave up into a brush. She lived to 86.

    People just make shit up, say it's science, and most morons eat it up. I read things all the time and think how interesting it is... then swiftly realize it's asinine to think these people are correct. They have no idea, they're just making assumptions, lots of them, to come to a conclusion. They try to defend these assumptions -- and that's what peer review used to mean, but these days peer review is really just a circle jerk where everyone strokes one another to get published.
     
    #24
    Ok death , here's your 36 min. Now give me one of them Oscar Mayer's with the gooey cheesy stuff inside . Man them things good !

    Ohh , and nothing beats a hot dog cooked on a charcoal grill
     
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    mcameron said:
    We need to beat them to the punch....we must have our top scientists release a study first.....

    claim it makes you live longer, helps you lose weight or gives you better skin or some shit..

    " Listen babe, you gotta trust the science"
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    Better yet tell them it will help them marry a rich sucker man. YOu wont be able to sell them quickly enough.
     
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    forrestgump01 said:
    Ok death , here's your 36 min. Now give me one of them Oscar Mayer's with the gooey cheesy stuff inside . Man them things good !

    Ohh , and nothing beats a hot dog cooked on a charcoal grill
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    Where I grew up, in the rural south, the standard was ..."Gimme two with mustard, chili, onions and slaw.

    Then there was fried hot dog sandwich's, fried hot dogs and gravy, and of course hot dogs that were smashed flat and called 'bologna'.

    For the Yankees, I believe it is "With mustard and kraut."
     
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    supercorndogs said:
    I bet a steak does too, hell I bet every time you eat meat it shortens your life. Maybe meat needs a special tax attached to it, to help pay for healthcare. Maybe the meat industry needs to pay for add campaigns to tell us all the dangers of eating meat. Or, maybe we need a news media and education system that calls out bullshit instead of creating and spreading bullshit.
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    Or, maybe a news media that just shuts the fuck up because they are worse than worthless ?…….
     
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    Maggot said:
    Where I grew up, in the rural south, the standard was ..."Gimme two with mustard, chili, onions and slaw.

    Then there was fried hot dog sandwich's, fried hot dogs and gravy, and of course hot dogs that were smashed flat and called 'bologna'.

    For the Yankees, I believe it is "With mustard and kraut."
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    No no no no
    Kraut goes on Brats.
    And don't lump us good Midwestern People in with those bastards from new england.

    Which reminds me, Wisconsin should have imploded into a black hole of death if Brats are considered Hot Dogs...
     
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    Dogs may kill you but I have it on good account (by a very scientific study, not peer reviewed but a study non the less) That eating Earl Campbell’s Hot Links instead of dogs, your level of enjoyment will increase by at least 83.76%. Seriously, Earl Campbells Hot Links on a dog bun with yoru favorite dog fixins is really tasty.
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    Maggot said:
    Where I grew up, in the rural south, the standard was ..."Gimme two with mustard, chili, onions and slaw.

    Then there was fried hot dog sandwich's, fried hot dogs and gravy, and of course hot dogs that were smashed flat and called 'bologna'.

    For the Yankees, I believe it is "With mustard and kraut."
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    We would cut the hot dogs lengthwise and put them on bread. Who could afford hot dog buns???
     
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    We have a hot dog shop that would be convicted of mass murders if this were the case.

    G&A Hot Dogs on Eastern Avenue have been the go to place for dogs for as long as I've been alive.

    True story. I got my tonsils removed at the age of 12. I wouldn't eat anything for the longest time after the surgery. My mother got me to eat by sending my sister out to pick up 2 chili dogs from G&A.
     
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    candyx said:
    Your wives are going to be really pissed how much they shorten their lives when they come out with the study about semen.
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    Probably not. From all the bitching I hear around me sex is only a means to get married, not an actual thing. And many debates by the shop hands have centered around if laying there is really sex. Based on my available data set, no woman dies from semen. Men go broke and die looking for one to take the risk, however.
     
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    BullGear said:
    We would cut the hot dogs lengthwise and put them on bread. Who could afford hot dog buns???
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    So is this where Corn dogs came from . Some broke ass motherfucker couldn't afford buns and had some corn bread laying around .

    So I wonder what the science would say about Corn dogs , Double death ?
     
    #38
    Thinkin 'bout home made corn dogs for Friday night supper. That keeps the beer flowing from afternoon to evening in a good way.

    Guess I'm a freak of manhood that I'm not hog wild about bacon as some are, but the the thought of wrapping the dog in bacon before dipping it into the cornbread batter is intriguing.
     
    #42
    I guess I'm taking another couple hours off tonight then. But, as my dad would have said, it may take ten years off my life, but it's gonna take it off the ass end where I ain't gonna miss it!
     
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