Maggie’s What's Your Fucked Up Weapon?
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Dog shit on a stick, ain't nobody gona fuck wit me
A rabid raccoon that is addicted to meth and has AIDS (full blown AIDS, not that HIV shit). You might live 5 minutes, you might live 15 years, either way your fucked.
I’m teaching my cats how to use a butterfly knife. They’re already assholes, I might as well train them to be useful assholes
25 cats addicted to PCP……… yeah remember angel dust , and one laser pointer in each hand 
Refried beans and cabbage with a couple beers.
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That's fucking clever25 cats addicted to PCP……… yeah remember angel dust , and one laser pointer in each hand
37 mm, but I am sure we can also do 12 ga.
Fires a swarm of live ticks (several hundred at least).
Fires a swarm of live ticks (several hundred at least).
Mine is very simple: wiffle bat.
The sound it makes as it "dings" off someone's skull, just puts me into an a hilariously manic mood....
The sound it makes as it "dings" off someone's skull, just puts me into an a hilariously manic mood....
My pool filled with sharks, and fricken lasers on their heads.
Air charged cannon filled with the nasty hair ball goo ripped from shower drains. Then @chrome can wiffle bat the shit out of the offender(s) whilst they lay covered and vomiting on the ground!
was impressed the most by people who could convince others with nothing but there words to get what they needed or wanted no threats no yelling just calm conversations . I love guns and knifes they are truly wonderful . But the ability to get what others don't want to give you through only words that's a fucked up weapon I wish I had . Well that and a battle ship in my front yard and a couple quad mini guns on turret mounted at the corners of the property all set on a motion sensor but that one is a dream only .
Put a Bad Dragon in my wifes hand, point at the bad guy and shout "Thats the guy that said you had a fat ass on snipers hide".
Hillary Clinton's used panties on a stick
That makes me gag just watching it...........funny as hell
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Paintball gun (Ego7) loaded with Carolina Reaper infused paint firing at 18 balls per second.
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I ate one one time. well i chewed one up and spit it out knowing i fucked up. It was bad, but coulda been worse. In the eyes or lungs and those would be terrible.
That reminds me. I have a gallon of 15-16 year old piss still sitting here. (Used as a pisser when I had a storage unit). That's some weapons rank shit and too good to just toss.
Loving all these responses you guys! If they ever make a new Saw or Final Destination movie, I hope the production managers see this thread for ideas. 
