THOT shot in the twat

Jim Out · Nov 25, 2021

Ran across this on another board but haven't seen it here.

Hopefully this moment of zen cuckery and vaginal discharge.....

...will lighten the mood in general.

I thought about a poll to choose the thread title, but polls are gay...

So you guys and gals decide:

* THOT shot in the twat

* Vaginal discharge

* .380 in the lady

maybe we should all just be happy that like in Christmas Story, she didn't "shoot her eye out".....

or ????

Georgia woman, 27 accidentally shot herself in vagina, cops say

Webcam model Lauren Hunter Daman (pictured), 27, accidentally shot herself in the vagina earlier this month, a police report reveals, in what a witness says was a pornographic video gone awry.

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Expert684 · Nov 25, 2021

Jim Out said:
Ran across this on another board but haven't seen it here.

Hopefully this moment of zen cuckery and vaginal discharge.....

...will lighten the mood in general.

I thought about a poll to choose the thread title, but polls are gay...

So you guys and gals decide:

* THOT shot in the twat

* Vaginal discharge

* .380 in the lady

maybe we should all just be happy that like in Christmas Story, she didn't "shoot her eye out".....

or ????

Georgia woman, 27 accidentally shot herself in vagina, cops say

Webcam model Lauren Hunter Daman (pictured), 27, accidentally shot herself in the vagina earlier this month, a police report reveals, in what a witness says was a pornographic video gone awry.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Was Alec Baldwin directing??? Going for the money shot!

FWoo45 · Nov 25, 2021

Hopefully it at least took her out of the breeding pool.

pmclaine · Nov 25, 2021

But where was the exit wound....you always have to worry more about the exit.

whatsupdoc · Nov 25, 2021

She shit out a 380 slug without eating it.
Nobody heard the shot because she used her vag for a suppressor.

BATF going to arrest her because she did not file a from 1 before she drilled the hole.

sirhrmechanic · Nov 25, 2021

pmclaine said:
But where was the exit wound....you always have to worry more about the exit.

Well, he did say that she might have 'shot her eye out....'

Sirhr

pmclaine · Nov 25, 2021

sirhrmechanic said:
Well, he did say that she might have 'shot her eye out....'

Sirhr

Browneye?

1moaoff · Nov 25, 2021

No video!!! Disappointed!

Jim Out · Nov 25, 2021

So now her cuck boyfriend can carry her home to his/her mom's trailer like a bowling ball instead of like a 6-pack?

It could really come...... in handy.....

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BLKWLFK9 · Nov 25, 2021

But is her mouth ok tho?

Jim Out · Nov 25, 2021

This is going to be pure gold.

Apparently she beats his cuck ass.....

.....I guess that's why he "heard the gunshot while he was in the kitchen"......

....of mom's trailer

.......presumably makin her a sammich

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theLBC · Nov 25, 2021

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Maser · Nov 25, 2021

You know, liking to get pussy fucked by a loaded gun is actually a more common thing than you may think.

Superjet · Nov 25, 2021

Wonder if she can file for Workers' Comp on this?

myronman3 · Nov 25, 2021

“380 in the lady”….

man, that is pure. fucking. gold.

Jim Out · Nov 25, 2021

Maser said:
You know, liking to get pussy fucked by a loaded gun is actually a more common thing than you may think.

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TexPatriot · Nov 25, 2021

Trailer - check
Grandmother in bed in the living room - check
Daughter making cam videos at other end of trailer - check

I'll be right back with my decision.

Supersubes · Nov 26, 2021

I call bs, it couldn't have shot itself in the clam.

FWoo45 · Nov 26, 2021

Sounds like this isn’t an isolated request for her. The real question is what was he using to keep the rust off that poor little .380? New best lube thread?

NoDopes · Nov 26, 2021

Butches bore shine of course.

Steel+Killer · Nov 26, 2021

Georgia once again making the South look like the South…..thanks GA!

Zuul · Nov 26, 2021

A Cuntmas story? “You’ll shoot your bean off”!!!

Jim Out · Nov 26, 2021

FWoo45 said:
Sounds like this isn’t an isolated request for her. The real question is what was he using to keep the rust off that poor little .380? New best lube thread?

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EddieNFL · Nov 26, 2021

After reading the report I believe the title should include the word "Advise." I'll leave it to the literary giants amongst us to decide the actual wording.

candyx · Nov 26, 2021

380 is not that dangerous it bounces off everything you shoot.

jakelly · Nov 26, 2021

Winchesterectomy

Mike Casselton · Nov 26, 2021

Okay, dumbass doing a dumbass thing.
Check.

Now for a question:
Is the Daily Mail and its writers totally incapable of writing a story with any flow to it?

I mean, for fucks sake, how many times does the article need to regash the same part, inevitably delaying the tiny final paragraph that really never provides closure anyway?

It's not even mental masturbation.

Wait...
Flow?
Fuck?
Regash?
Closure?
Masturbation?

Sounds like there could be a story in there

candyx · Nov 26, 2021

Story smells fishy, if your going to fuck yourself with a gun everyone knows you use S&W Model 29 44 mag with the 8-3/8" barrel.

TexPatriot · Nov 26, 2021

Steel+Killer said:
Georgia once again making the South look like the South…..thanks GA!

You think thats trailer trash, remember Cormac McCarthy who wrote No Country for Old Men, The Road and Blood Meridian?
Check out what his crazy ex did. Talk about concealed carry.

https://www.theatlantic.com/nationa...her-vagina-while-arguing-about-aliens/356822/

Srgt. Hulka · Nov 26, 2021

I bet her parents are soo proud.

DarnYankeeUSMC · Nov 26, 2021

GA trying to take the title from Florida

MtnCreek · Nov 26, 2021

DarnYankeeUSMC said:
GA trying to take the title from Florida

I think FL is going to retain the title for '21 but we're looking like a strong contender for '22.

Doc68 · Nov 26, 2021

pmclaine said:
But where was the exit wound....you always have to worry more about the exit.

Doc

hollowoutadime · Nov 26, 2021

Worker's Comp?

candyx · Nov 26, 2021

Advertisement for the new Lady Clam Holster , saw it in last months Conceal Carry Magazine. Suppose to keep the barrel warm to eliminate cold bore flyers.

Rthur · Nov 26, 2021

Let me guess, bitch probably still said it was only a fair bang.

R

1moaoff · Nov 26, 2021

I have questions???
Was that considered suppressed?
Did it cycle?
Front sight clit stimulator?
Brass catcher?
Did the gasses cause a different type of "queef"?
Did it smell better or worse after?

Sorry guys my mind has issues

armorpl8chikn · Nov 26, 2021

whatsupdoc said:
She shit out a 380 slug without eating it.
Nobody heard the shot because she used her vag for a suppressor.

BATF going to arrest her because she did not file a from 1 before she drilled the hole.

Oh I'm sure that hole had been drilled many, many times, with progressively larger "bits".

armorpl8chikn · Nov 26, 2021

Premature detonation?

jakelly · Nov 26, 2021

TexPatriot said:
You think thats trailer trash, remember Cormac McCarthy who wrote No Country for Old Men, The Road and Blood Meridian?
Check out what his crazy ex did. Talk about concealed carry.

https://www.theatlantic.com/nationa...her-vagina-while-arguing-about-aliens/356822/

The author is a woman with the last name Wiener-Bronner… What Weiner woman gets married and is like, “I’m not giving up my name, I’ll hyphenate it, but that’s as far as I’m going.”

Maybe she’s got a great sense of humor.

candyx · Nov 26, 2021

Why is it that skinny petite girls have a twat that you can store a bowling ball and shoes in and fat chicks are just the opposite.

1moaoff · Nov 26, 2021

candyx said:
Why is it that skinny petite girls have a twat that you can store a bowling ball and shoes in and fat chicks are just the opposite.

God's gift to fatties as a reward for fucking them!!!! That and it doesn't get used as much!

Alphatreedog · Nov 26, 2021

Like shooting fish in a .....

TheGerman · Nov 26, 2021

So like the whole family, was in their double-wide trailer, just chilling doing double-wide trailer things, when webcam THOT decided it would be a good time to do a webcam show and stick a pistol up her pussy?

BAMAboy18 · Nov 26, 2021

theLBC said:

Joe Dirt just called, he wants his haircut back!

SQ54 · Nov 26, 2021

candyx said:
Why is it that skinny petite girls have a twat that you can store a bowling ball and shoes in and fat chicks are just the opposite.

Brings new meaning to the term “fat fucker”.

DarnYankeeUSMC · Nov 26, 2021

TheGerman said:
So like the whole family, was in their double-wide trailer, just chilling doing double-wide trailer things, when webcam THOT decided it would be a good time to do a webcam show and stick a pistol up her pussy?

.....when Webcam thot decided ... they needed some cash for some meth

jakelly · Nov 26, 2021

What was the length of penetration, in inches?

Assuming a 3-4” head start, it’d be an interesting data point.

6.5SH · Nov 26, 2021

Just from the gold in the opening post I'm surprised there isn't a rude Dr. Seuss version of this yet.

myronman3 · Nov 26, 2021

it just occured to me….

she’s probably used to taking shots in the slot.

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