THOT shot in the twat

[Jim Out]

Ran across this on another board but haven't seen it here.

Hopefully this moment of zen cuckery and vaginal discharge.....

...will lighten the mood in general.

I thought about a poll to choose the thread title, but polls are gay...

So you guys and gals decide:

* THOT shot in the twat

* Vaginal discharge

* .380 in the lady

maybe we should all just be happy that like in Christmas Story, she didn't "shoot her eye out".....

or ????

Georgia woman, 27 accidentally shot herself in vagina, cops say

Webcam model Lauren Hunter Daman (pictured), 27, accidentally shot herself in the vagina earlier this month, a police report reveals, in what a witness says was a pornographic video gone awry.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Expert684]

Ran across this on another board but haven't seen it here.

Hopefully this moment of zen cuckery and vaginal discharge.....

...will lighten the mood in general.

I thought about a poll to choose the thread title, but polls are gay...

So you guys and gals decide:

* THOT shot in the twat

* Vaginal discharge

* .380 in the lady

maybe we should all just be happy that like in Christmas Story, she didn't "shoot her eye out".....

or ????

Georgia woman, 27 accidentally shot herself in vagina, cops say

Webcam model Lauren Hunter Daman (pictured), 27, accidentally shot herself in the vagina earlier this month, a police report reveals, in what a witness says was a pornographic video gone awry.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Was Alec Baldwin directing??? Going for the money shot!

 

[FWoo45]

Hopefully it at least took her out of the breeding pool.

 

[pmclaine]

But where was the exit wound....you always have to worry more about the exit.

 

[whatsupdoc]

She shit out a 380 slug without eating it.
Nobody heard the shot because she used her vag for a suppressor.

BATF going to arrest her because she did not file a from 1 before she drilled the hole.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

But where was the exit wound....you always have to worry more about the exit.

Well, he did say that she might have 'shot her eye out....'

Sirhr

 

[pmclaine]

Well, he did say that she might have 'shot her eye out....'

Sirhr

Browneye?

 

[1moaoff]

No video!!! Disappointed!

 

[Jim Out]

So now her cuck boyfriend can carry her home to his/her mom's trailer like a bowling ball instead of like a 6-pack?

It could really come...... in handy.....

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[BLKWLFK9]

But is her mouth ok tho?

 

[Jim Out]

This is going to be pure gold.

Apparently she beats his cuck ass.....

.....I guess that's why he "heard the gunshot while he was in the kitchen"......

....of mom's trailer


.......presumably makin her a sammich

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domesticviolencedatabase.net

 

[theLBC]

 

[Maser]

You know, liking to get pussy fucked by a loaded gun is actually a more common thing than you may think.

 

[Superjet]

Wonder if she can file for Workers' Comp on this?

 

[myronman3]

“380 in the lady”….

man, that is pure. fucking. gold.

 

[Jim Out]

You know, liking to get pussy fucked by a loaded gun is actually a more common thing than you may think.

 

[TexPatriot]

Trailer - check
Grandmother in bed in the living room - check
Daughter making cam videos at other end of trailer - check

I'll be right back with my decision.

 

[Supersubes]

I call bs, it couldn't have shot itself in the clam.

 

[FWoo45]

Sounds like this isn’t an isolated request for her. The real question is what was he using to keep the rust off that poor little .380? New best lube thread?

 

[NoDopes]

Butches bore shine of course.

 

[Steel+Killer]

Georgia once again making the South look like the South…..thanks GA!

 

[Zuul]

A Cuntmas story? “You’ll shoot your bean off”!!!

 

[Jim Out]

Sounds like this isn’t an isolated request for her. The real question is what was he using to keep the rust off that poor little .380? New best lube thread?

 

[EddieNFL]

After reading the report I believe the title should include the word "Advise." I'll leave it to the literary giants amongst us to decide the actual wording.

 

[candyx]

380 is not that dangerous it bounces off everything you shoot.

 

[jakelly]

Winchesterectomy

 

[Mike Casselton]

Okay, dumbass doing a dumbass thing.
Check.

Now for a question:
Is the Daily Mail and its writers totally incapable of writing a story with any flow to it?

I mean, for fucks sake, how many times does the article need to regash the same part, inevitably delaying the tiny final paragraph that really never provides closure anyway?

It's not even mental masturbation.


Wait...
Flow?
Fuck?
Regash?
Closure?
Masturbation?

Sounds like there could be a story in there

 

[candyx]

Story smells fishy, if your going to fuck yourself with a gun everyone knows you use S&W Model 29 44 mag with the 8-3/8" barrel.

 

[TexPatriot]

Georgia once again making the South look like the South…..thanks GA!

You think thats trailer trash, remember Cormac McCarthy who wrote No Country for Old Men, The Road and Blood Meridian?
Check out what his crazy ex did. Talk about concealed carry.

https://www.theatlantic.com/nationa...her-vagina-while-arguing-about-aliens/356822/

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

I bet her parents are soo proud.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

GA trying to take the title from Florida

 

[MtnCreek]

GA trying to take the title from Florida

I think FL is going to retain the title for '21 but we're looking like a strong contender for '22.

 

[Doc68]

But where was the exit wound....you always have to worry more about the exit.

Doc

 

[hollowoutadime]

Worker's Comp?

 

[candyx]

Advertisement for the new Lady Clam Holster , saw it in last months Conceal Carry Magazine. Suppose to keep the barrel warm to eliminate cold bore flyers.

 

[Rthur]

Let me guess, bitch probably still said it was only a fair bang.

R

 

[1moaoff]

I have questions???
Was that considered suppressed?
Did it cycle?
Front sight clit stimulator?
Brass catcher?
Did the gasses cause a different type of "queef"?
Did it smell better or worse after?

Sorry guys my mind has issues

 

[armorpl8chikn]

She shit out a 380 slug without eating it.
Nobody heard the shot because she used her vag for a suppressor.

BATF going to arrest her because she did not file a from 1 before she drilled the hole.

Oh I'm sure that hole had been drilled many, many times, with progressively larger "bits".

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Premature detonation?

 

[jakelly]

You think thats trailer trash, remember Cormac McCarthy who wrote No Country for Old Men, The Road and Blood Meridian?
Check out what his crazy ex did. Talk about concealed carry.

https://www.theatlantic.com/nationa...her-vagina-while-arguing-about-aliens/356822/

The author is a woman with the last name Wiener-Bronner… What Weiner woman gets married and is like, “I’m not giving up my name, I’ll hyphenate it, but that’s as far as I’m going.”
Maybe she’s got a great sense of humor.

 

[candyx]

Why is it that skinny petite girls have a twat that you can store a bowling ball and shoes in and fat chicks are just the opposite.

 

[1moaoff]

Why is it that skinny petite girls have a twat that you can store a bowling ball and shoes in and fat chicks are just the opposite.

God's gift to fatties as a reward for fucking them!!!! That and it doesn't get used as much!

 

[Alphatreedog]

Like shooting fish in a .....

 

[TheGerman]

So like the whole family, was in their double-wide trailer, just chilling doing double-wide trailer things, when webcam THOT decided it would be a good time to do a webcam show and stick a pistol up her pussy?

 

[BAMAboy18]

Joe Dirt just called, he wants his haircut back!

 

[SQ54]

Why is it that skinny petite girls have a twat that you can store a bowling ball and shoes in and fat chicks are just the opposite.

Brings new meaning to the term “fat fucker”.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

So like the whole family, was in their double-wide trailer, just chilling doing double-wide trailer things, when webcam THOT decided it would be a good time to do a webcam show and stick a pistol up her pussy?

.....when Webcam thot decided ... they needed some cash for some meth

 

[jakelly]

What was the length of penetration, in inches?

Assuming a 3-4” head start, it’d be an interesting data point.

 

[6.5SH]

Just from the gold in the opening post I'm surprised there isn't a rude Dr. Seuss version of this yet.

 

[myronman3]

it just occured to me….

she’s probably used to taking shots in the slot.