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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    That has a tighter tolerance than the M16a2 they gave me in boot camp!
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    This was my job in the Corps!1391
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    Sidearms & Scatterguns STI Staccato P DUO

    I’ve been looking at these online, ALOT! I’m considering the XC or the XL but no one has them in stock in the Houston area so I can finger bang them and decide. Great write up!
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    Maggie’s Song of the day.

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    Maggie’s My 6 week old son...

    Congrats! Here is something My Grandmother told me when my son was born. "You spend the first 4 years teaching them to walk and talk and then spend the next 18 years telling them to sit down and shut up!" Enjoy him while you can. As soon as you get caught up on sleep he will be 5, then you...
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Needs to be reconfigured for a back shield, imo.
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    Maggie’s Ugly Christmas Sweater idea thread....

    Human Santapede!
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Always approach a dock as fast as your willing to hit it! That dude has been practicing that for years!
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    Someone that owes me $500 from 3+ years ago just texted and called me out of nowhere - Update: White Trash Extravaganza Achieved! WE HAVE MONEY!!

    Lending money to friends or family is like gambling, don't bet or loan what your not willing to lose.
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    Maggie’s Song of the day.

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    Maggie’s Man's Best Friend Thread

    This is Jaxx. My daughter brought this chaotic fucker home from the shelter. Right now he is 91lbs of 10 month old puppy destruction and disturbance. Every time I see him all I can say is Good Grief. This mother fucker ate every ones shoes, all of the other pets toys and 2 window sills in less...
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    And the Homeless Psycho-junkies Shall Now Be Called "Non-traditionally Domiciled Gratuitous Feces Depositors"

    Change the definition and WALAH! California is doing wonderful and is the only state in the nation without felons!
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    Maggie’s What guns have you purchased due to a movie, TV show or other

    I always wanted a mp5 after seeing it in every movie
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    Maggie’s Tale of a little girl

    You and your wife are awesome! You will be rewarded with unconditional love from that beautiful little girl. I had the opportunity to take in 3 of my nephews when my sister passed and her husband went back to prison. Unfortunately they were 15-17 years old and already on meth and complete...
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    If that thing had rod holders on top for my shark rods and kayak I would be all in!
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    Houston, TX

    Inside the Loop--Don't drop the soap or pick up pennies in the street! Between the loop and beltway 8-- Lock your doors to your car (in most places south and east, do it while you are in it) Outside of the beltway-- Mostly suburban, 100% that you will encounter a beggar at every single...
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    Maggie’s Take The Florida Man Challenge

    Florida man killed family after fight over $200,000 he sent to online camgirl ‘girlfriend'
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    Maggie’s Man's Best Friend Thread

    They can be a handful if they can’t roam. We have 6 acres but surrounded by 600 acres of woods and hayfields. My old female would throw possums and raccoons at the back door to show us that she’s been on duty. She brought us a 20-30 pound pig home once. She had smoked pork with her dinner for a...
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    Maggie’s Man's Best Friend Thread

    Here's Hondo! My third and possibly the most retarded Catahoula around!
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    Maggie’s Dad Jokes!

    What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cuntswaylow