And the Homeless Psycho-junkies Shall Now Be Called "Non-traditionally Domiciled Gratuitous Feces Depositors"

[Veer_G]

Buy stock in Boise Paper and W.B. Mason.

San Francisco board rebrands 'convicted felon' as 'justice-involved person,' sanitizes other crime lingo

Crime-ridden San Francisco have introduced new sanitized language for criminals, getting rid of words such as “offender,” “addict” while a “convicted felon” will now be known as a “justice-involved person.”

www.foxnews.com

 

[Spblademaker]

Rebrand politicians: Asshats

 

[FS1]

Car thieves = unregistered vehicle owners

Druggies = undocumented pharmaceutical testers

Politicians = authorized idiots

 

[308pirate]

You just can't make this shit up.

 

[--BLACKOUT--]

Politicians = non-workers with jobs

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I am so happy for the city of San Francisco and the state of California. Obviously they have solved every single issue and problem that their population is facing over there on a daily basis, and thus have enough time and resources now to tackle such trivial matters. How did California become a true Class III intergalactic civilization so fast? The rest of us are just savage man-apes compared to them.

Wat...

 

[Veer_G]

I am so happy for the city of San Francisco and the state of California. Obviously they have solved every single issue and problem that their population is facing over there on a daily basis, and thus have enough time and resources now to tackle such trivial matters. How did California become a true Class III intergalactic civilization so fast? The rest of us are just savage man-apes compared to them.

Wat...

I blame Spock.

 

[lash]

You just can't make this shit up.

Reality has always proven to be stranger than fiction.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

"Justice Involved Person"... Jip

That can be a new street slang/slur/insult right there...

"Yo get the fuck outta here jip!"

"Yo what up my jips!"

"Fuckin' jips took my brand new Spyderco from my glovebox"...

"Yo, tell that jip if he doesn't stop trying to get close to my little daughter I am gonna fuck his ass up"...

This is not going to work out like those pansies think it will.

 

[Carlos Danger]

Reality has always proven to be stranger than fiction.

Funny how much that line is blurred these days.

 

[Mwalex]

 

[lash]

Funny how much that line is blurred these days.

But not funny “Ha Ha”. More like funny sad for our country.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Anything and everything to shirk responsibility.

 

[rcs]

"Justice Involved Person"... Jip

That can be a new street slang/slur/insult right there...

"Yo get the fuck outta here jip!"

"Yo what up my jips!"

"Fuckin' jips took my brand new Spyderco from my glovebox"...

"Yo, tell that jip if he doesn't stop trying to get close to my little daughter I am gonna fuck his ass up"...

This is not going to work out like those pansies think it will.

I like it. I have already adopted “Jip” as my derogatory term of choice.

 

[vh20]

I am so happy for the city of San Francisco and the state of California. Obviously they have solved every single issue and problem that their population is facing over there on a daily basis, and thus have enough time and resources now to tackle such trivial matters. How did California become a true Class III intergalactic civilization so fast? The rest of us are just savage man-apes compared to them.

Wat...

Their tactic appears to be “solving” all their problems by giving them happy new names so that they don’t SOUND like problems, and hopefully no one will think they are any more. Welcome to Newspeak (again). Orwell was a genius.

 

[Snipe260]

Rebrand politicians: Asshats

Retards!

 

[Snipe260]

Meanwhile, they are paying workers to wade through shit to pick up syringes!

 

[Rthur]

So an SBR could really be a length challenged blow gun?...

R

 

[Jimmay]

Change the definition and WALAH! California is doing wonderful and
is the only state in the nation without felons!

 

[lash]

Change the definition and WALAH! California is doing wonderful and
is the only state in the nation without felons!

You mean, voila?

voila - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

en.m.wiktionary.org

 

[Unknown]

Anyone else is welcome to call them whatever they wish. As long as my description is accurate, I refuse to be ashamed of using an accurate description.

convict: someone convicted of a crime. See how simple that is?

I had a discussion about this with a parole and probation supervisor. She said the folks they supervised should be referred to as "clients". I said accountants, CPA's, attorneys, and similar people have "clients", she supervises people who were convicted of crimes, and therefore referring to them as convicts is accurate, and proper. She was a SJW to the core. If it makes her feel better, great, she can call them the tooth fairy for all I care. I will use an accurate descriptor.

 

[LeftyJason]

Best quote from the article.
"The newspaper noted an individual whose car has been broken into could well be known to police as “a person who has come in contact with a returning resident who was involved with the justice system and who is currently under supervision with a history of substance use.”"

That makes it as clear as chocolate!

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Anyone else is welcome to call them whatever they wish. As long as my description is accurate, I refuse to be ashamed of using an accurate description.

convict: someone convicted of a crime. See how simple that is?

I had a discussion about this with a parole and probation supervisor. She said the folks they supervised should be referred to as "clients". I said accountants, CPA's, attorneys, and similar people have "clients", she supervises people who were convicted of crimes, and therefore referring to them as convicts is accurate, and proper. She was a SJW to the core. If it makes her feel better, great, she can call them the tooth fairy for all I care. I will use an accurate descriptor.

Somebody should tell that probation supervisor that you can put as much lipstick and makeup as you want on a pig, but it will not change the fact that biologically, it will still be a pig...

When "arguing" with these types of folks, the crudest and most vulgar references often gets the point across pretty fast. It also shows them that you don't really give a fuck about their precious opinions or worldview.

 

[Unknown]

Somebody should tell that probation supervisor that you can put as much lipstick and makeup as you want on a pig, but it will not change the fact that biologically, it will still be a pig...

When "arguing" with these types of folks, the crudest and most vulgar references often gets the point across pretty fast. It also shows them that you don't really give a fuck about their precious opinions or worldview.

Eventually, she gave up on trying to convert me to a SJW. I kept using plain language, and simple logic, while she wanted to use feelings. She would try to argue with me, and my use of plain talk and simple logic would frustrate her. Whenever she used feelings as a basis for her "argument", I would act as if she hadn't used any intelligent discussion and go on with my style of discussing things. "Call them what you will, (convicts vs clients) they still remain convicted by the court, or they wouldn't be coming to see you once a month..ergo, convicts. You don't really think they come to see you because of your scintillating conversation, do you?"

Huff, puff, bluster, then she walks away with angry red face.

 

[RyanScott]

I call the homeless “persons involuntarily leading a low carbon lifestyle.”

 

[candyx]

If we can dump truck loads of gunpowder into the San Andreas Fault Line and light that shit up and float California into the ocean and it catches a current then China can deal with these asshats.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Check out this gem from the article:

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The local officials say the new language will help change people’s views about those who commit crimes.
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Yeah... Okaaay... Sure...

 

[oneshot86]

I call the homeless “persons involuntarily leading a low carbon lifestyle.”

its not involuntary , they are bums

 

[timesublime]

I call the homeless “persons involuntarily leading a low carbon lifestyle.”

More correctly, "Persons depositing carbon in the public thoroughfare."