A Lad from Lancashire, England

[courser]

Hello everybody,
may I introduce myself ?
My name is Alan Tyer, I am 73 and have a been Hunter for many years. I bought my first shotgun in 1961, a greener GP single barrel 12 bore. Although most of my hunting was with a Lurcher, a cross bred greyhound. I spent many happy hours Hare coursing. Age and bad health, making it hard to walk the fens of Lincolnshire. I now spend my time shooting my .22Hornet, my .223 Tikka T3 and my Tikka 6.5x55. I also enjoy reloading, which started as a means to an end but became an hobby in its own righ. I have recently become interested in tac20 calibre, and would be very interested in advice from fellow shooters with experience of the same. I will follow the site as often as I ca.
keep safe all, good hunting,
courser.

 

[theLBC]

welcome from long beach

 

[Lucky Se7en]

Welcome to the site, it looks like I'll be spending some time in your neck of the woods soon.

 

[1J04]

Thought this was a Limerick.

 

[VA-Varminter]

Google won't translate this.

 

[VA-Varminter]

Welcome to the site, it looks like I'll be spending some time in your neck of the woods soon.

 

[1J04]

Honestly thought it was a "Limerick".

Kinda like this.

There was an old lady from Wheeling

Who had a particular feeling

So she laid on her back

Opened her Crack

And Pissed all over the Ceiling

 

[Lapuapalooza]

Honestly thought it was a "Limerick".

Kinda like this.

There was an old lady from Wheeling

Who had a particular feeling

So she laid on her back

Opened her Crack

And Pissed all over the Ceiling

There once was a woman named Gail,
Who liked to have it put in her tail.
While driving to town, she always goes down,
And sings gargle, gargle, gargle without fail.

 

[Mike Casselton]

There once was a man from Boston,
Who bought him a brand new Austin.

He had room for his ass, and a tank full of gas.
But his balls hung out, so he lost 'em.




There once was a man from Nantucket whose dick was so long he could suck it.

He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I'd fuck it."

 

[Lapuapalooza]

There once was a man from Boston,
Who bought him a brand new Austin.

He had room for his ass, and a tank full of gas.
But his balls hung out, so he lost 'em.




There once was a man from Nantucket whose dick was so long he could suck it.

He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I'd fuck it."

I though we had to make one up.
OK, how about this classic then….

Lulu hailed from Washington State,
She went to the pub in search of a date.
She looked at the men and heard them groan,
When she pulled down her pants and showed her hose of her own.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Maybe, dunno.
I got no poetry skills, so...

 

[MarshallDodge]

Welcome!

I'm an ancestor of Miles Standish so one of my relatives lived in England at one time

 

[johnnycat]

There once was a man from Lancashire
Who wanted to shoot groups all would admire.
He needed advice
So he asked real nice
But he still has that one bad "flyer"

 

[Ravenworks]

I though we had to make one up.
OK, how about this classic then….

Lulu hailed from Washington State,
She went to the pub in search of a date.
She looked at the men and heard them groan,
When she pulled down her pants and showed her hose of her own.

Oh My

 

[acudaowner]

welcome from delaware

 

[vinniedelpino]

Anyone else getting the vibe that courser was gone, never to return again within the first 10 posts?

Damn we’re a bunch of heathens…. What’s tac20 calibre btw?

 

[Liberator52]

Welcome ! From Eastern Washington !

 

[Scrumbag]

Welcome from London!

 

[Powder_Burns]

There once was a man from Plume
Who was born 9 months too soon
Without any luck, he wasn’t born by the fuck
but was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.

 

[Baron23]

Welcome

And I also have zero idea what Tac20 caliber is.

One post and gone??

Come in @courser, come in

 

[Powder_Burns]

Welcome

And I also have zero idea what Tac20 caliber is.

One post and gone??

Come in @courser, come in

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.20 Tactical | Handloader Magazine

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[courser]

No, I’ve not gone!
A limerick for you:!
There was a priest, the dirty beast, his name was Alexander,
he had a prick ten inches thick and called it his commander,
one night he screwed a gipsy fair, with hair as black as charcoal
but in the dark he missed his mark and shoved it up her a@#& hole.

 

[courser]

A tac20 is a wildcat .204, but I suppose you all know that!
You fellow shooters seem a friendly lot, looking forward to being a site member.
My shooting career is sadly coming to the end, due to Macular degeneration and cataracts,
However, I am due to have an operation to remove the cataracts, so maybe all is not lost.
At the moment a good one hundred yard five shot group looks like that I have used a shotgunThe waiting list for an operation is six months, unless I go private, but that will cost £4,000 pounds, so I will wait.
I have a long standing friend who moved to the states about twenty years ago. I think that he now lives in Georgia. His name is Gary Hosker. Gary used to write for the same magazine as did I, “The Countryman’s Weekly”. He is a great hunting man.
For most of my hunting life, I was a coursing man, that is, I hunted Hares (jack rabbits) with long dogs or Lurchers, for those of you that do not know, a Lurcher is a cross bred Greyhound.
Now that I have taken ten minutes to prove to you all, Just how boring an Englishman can be, best wishes to you all and keep safe!
courser
Alan.