Maharashtra: Four held for raping bengal monitor lizard
Maharashtra: Four held for raping bengal monitor lizard
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Your move, Florida man.
A monitor lizard was gang raped in India
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Your move, Florida man.
I'm thinking Florida man is scratching his head
No excuse for that with all the gators. No excuse at all.
Now I have something to ask 'Frank' from India the next time I get a robo call.
'Why do you people rape monitor lizards?'
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This is what happens when otherwise sane and normal men cannot be sure that a "woman" is actually a woman. Could actually be an NCAA collegiate "female" swimmer for all they know.
A lizard may actually be the safer bet.
A lizard may actually be the safer bet.
I want to hear the conversation those streetshitters had before they embarked on this plan.
"Yes, Panjar, I too have lusted for the loins of monitor lizards, many times. And today, I will get my wish."
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Actually bestiality was common enough to make it into the Bible, so people have been raping animals since the dawn of time.
At least they were smart enough not to double team it. Those things have a nasty bite.
'India Man's Penis Bitten Off By Monitor Lizard'
imagine how that conversation started.
Panwar "o look a Bengal monitor lizard, those are protected endangered species"
Sandeep "fuck protected species, ill show you what I think of protected species"
Panwar "No you wont"
Sandeep "Hold my curry"
Panwar "o look a Bengal monitor lizard, those are protected endangered species"
Sandeep "fuck protected species, ill show you what I think of protected species"
Panwar "No you wont"
Sandeep "Hold my curry"
who does that? its almost like a subliminal code or some elite illuminati handshake. and wtf, is on her desk in the lower right corner?She does have some non human in her.
Two stupid cunts in the same frame...She does have some non human in her.
Before the Speaker calls each session of the House to order, this coin-silver inkstand is placed on the rostrum. The inkstand is considered the oldest surviving artifact of the House and was made between 1810 and 1820. Although its origins are mysterious, it most likely came into the House around 1819. The inkstand is stamped with the mark of J. Leonard, a Washington silversmith and watchmaker. It contains three replacement crystal inkwells and is adorned on both sides by swags and eagles. The feet of the tray take the form of fasces with snakes winding around them, classical symbols of unity and wisdom, respectively.
I'm impressed you know this. And surprised I learned it in the lizard gang rape thread.
Makes sense. Winding snake symbols, lizard fuckers.
thanks, I was genuinely curious. it looks as ornate as you describe and a bit out of place.
If it's Pelosi's the three inkwells probably contain Adrenochrome, liquid Xanax and Everclear.
Rubbing their legs together is how the bug people communicate.
its fucking creepy. Like a human praying mantis.
I just just hope the monitor lizard can someday move past this and not blame itself.
I like their food, but India is like the spicy dumpster of the world, isn’t that rather small country second to china in pollution and shit they toss in the ocean?
actually had a friend who liked to amuse himself by shocking people. he would stick his dick in random things in front of people. "hey look at this fish I caught" dick in fishes mouth. when we were kids he would eat nasty shit like Bear Grills and bite the head off lizards just to make the girls scream. one time he knocked a possum off the fence with a hell of a throw with a full beer can. after some chanting from the crowd he bit its tounge out. ah the good ol days.
Motherfuckers probably smoked or ate nightshade/jimsonweed leaves and seeds or something. That shit makes you go absofuckinglutely batshit... They prolly thought the lizard was a Bollywood actress or something. That is the devilish power of deliriants consisting of tropane alkaloids like atropine and scopolamine... You don't hallucinate. You actually enter a dream world and you act all fucking insane to everybody else and you don't even know it.
I’ll hold judgment until we find out what the lizard was wearing.
What amazes me is they got turned on enough to do it. There's the old joke about having to put a paper bag over her head but really...
That makes me want to throw up!She does have some non human in her.
Doesn’t surprise me.
But the WTF question is, how slow of a news day does it have to be print that?
Yea, I could have done without this story.
But the WTF question is, how slow of a news day does it have to be print that?
Yea, I could have done without this story.
Some important conerns:
1. How exactly do we know it was rape? Could be consensual...
2. Did you see what that lizard was wearing? Lizard had it coming. (I'm clearly ok with victim blaming.
3. Worst case scenario: At least they weren't fucking some kid, unlike the global elite pedo club.
1. How exactly do we know it was rape? Could be consensual...
2. Did you see what that lizard was wearing? Lizard had it coming. (I'm clearly ok with victim blaming.
3. Worst case scenario: At least they weren't fucking some kid, unlike the global elite pedo club.
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