A salad costs 24 muthfukin dallars that why I's stealing from the mall. They gots lottsa a money.

[Im2bent]

 

[IronSkillet]

And then he seen a judge who released him without bail and he did it all over again and again and again. Then one day some innocent person going about their business becomes a victim to this thug and they or family members have to suffer because the politicians failed them along with the courts. Enough already put these people in prison.
Safer communities by incarceration, one thug at a time.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Those damn Amish just screw everything up...

Sirhr

 

[Bullfrog08]

Solution......

Anything under $5k

First offense = $1000 fine. Paid in 10 weeks, or you roll into second time offender.
Second offense = 30 days jail.
Third offense = Digit on Dominant hand.
Fourth offense = Dominant hand.
Fifth offense = Head.

We can fix this in five steps!

Anything over $5k

First offense = Dominant Hand.
Second offense = Head.