<span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">A Shooter’s Ode to Varget</span></span></span>
Some love to load with Scenars
And some swear by the SMK
But when I think of the stuff
My cartridge is made of
I reach for that jug of Var-jay.
I like to shoot all year through
In Winter or on a hot Texas day
When it gets hot, she’s not,
Though she varies lot to lot
That is my bitter-sweet Var-jay.
When you ask for her at Cabela’s
Though her name looks French, like “valet;”
Know she’s called “varget”
For quashing critters and targets
But at home, I call her Var-jay.
My eye has wandered, it’s true.
8208 is better, they say.
And there’s 2000 MR
Just don’t leave it in the car
It can’t beat the heat like Var-jay.
It’s known that she can’t meter well
Brand Cole makes his living that way.
He built his Prometheus
Just so he could please us
Poor users of chunky Var-jay.
When I go to make my next load
For a bolt gun or an M1A,
Lapua will make the brass
And if my head’s not up my ass,
I will reach for my jug of Var-jay.
Some love to load with Scenars
And some swear by the SMK
But when I think of the stuff
My cartridge is made of
I reach for that jug of Var-jay.
I like to shoot all year through
In Winter or on a hot Texas day
When it gets hot, she’s not,
Though she varies lot to lot
That is my bitter-sweet Var-jay.
When you ask for her at Cabela’s
Though her name looks French, like “valet;”
Know she’s called “varget”
For quashing critters and targets
But at home, I call her Var-jay.
My eye has wandered, it’s true.
8208 is better, they say.
And there’s 2000 MR
Just don’t leave it in the car
It can’t beat the heat like Var-jay.
It’s known that she can’t meter well
Brand Cole makes his living that way.
He built his Prometheus
Just so he could please us
Poor users of chunky Var-jay.
When I go to make my next load
For a bolt gun or an M1A,
Lapua will make the brass
And if my head’s not up my ass,
I will reach for my jug of Var-jay.
