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[Kemper]

An opportunity to share anything about you that may let people know you better. -

My name is Gary Kemper (Sr. ) . I live in Farmingtom Mo.
I am a self-employed painter , mostly new trim packages on residential construction and repaints on interiors of existing dwellings. Some light commercial.
Just finished recently the interior of a U.S. Congressman's headquarters here in town. I am 65 years old and have been painting since I was 15. I spent 3 years in the military being officially sworn in 4 days after my 17th birthday. With 30 days leave saved, I served the 3 years I volunteered for and was still 19 years old for a month after coming home.

My job as a businessman ,for as long as I can remember, is stress free. 42 years of collecting every penny ever owed me and not a single thing filed against me is a record I'm proud of. Of ,course I don't have to deal with the general public to the degree some might think. The last several years is basically ,bid the job , they say yes, and I go paint for 5 or 6 hours. If they are Democrat I will most likely not work for them. My generation of business acquaintances has been dwindling but I work with my son and he knows everybody through his social life. I never had the time or money in my earlier years to do what he does outside work.

I let my son do the driving at work and I sit in the passenger seat and scope out the scenery for places that I can pull some silver out of the ground if I take the time to do it. I also have an ebay hobby as well as an auction hobby that my son and I enjoy doing together. I am fortunate that everything blends together and I simplify my hobbies as well as my work by mentally dealing with the complexities so the execution stays simple, if that makes any sense. I don't have to work or practice my hobbies for an income.

My wife and I live in a smaller home here in town on about an acre of ground. We could move out by the golf course, but we don't golf. I'm somewhat of a cheapskate and I blame that on being poor in my earlier years. I was an ugly kid and nobody wanted to play with me . I get no respect, I'm telling you, no respect . Mom would take me to the park to play on the see-saw and I had to run from one end to the other.

 

[hlee]

 

[theLBC]

i am a fluffer for all girl p0rn films.

 

[Maggot]

I'm the 'Philosopher King' Plato spoke of, yet unrecognized and surely underappreciated.

 

[Bigfatcock]

 

[Maggot]

^^^Rough crowd this morning, OP.

 

[Mike Islander]

 

[Mudburner]

Hi, my name is Mudburner, and I'm an al....
Oh, wait. Wrong meeting. I'm actually a very experienced liquid transformation specialist.

I like cuddling not-so-fat chicks, watching the sunset, playing with puppies & kittens, taking long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick. Oh, and I'm a Vagittarrius.

 

[7.62willdo]

i am a fluffer for all girl p0rn films.

So you fluff the cameraman then??

 

[theLBC]

So you fluff the cameraman then??

if she needs to get wet for some reason.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I am a STRAIGHT heterosexual male from Ruckersville Virginia who only want to find my boyfriend-free girl. But those dang dirty trolls keep leaking my shit all over the Internet and sending me pickles in the mail. I HATE PICKLES. I AM STRAIGHT! Get it through your dang ugly heads you trolls!







LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[JakeM]

An opportunity to share anything about you that may let people know you better. -

My name is Gary Kemper (Sr. ) . I live in Farmingtom Mo.
I am a self-employed painter , mostly new trim packages on residential construction and repaints on interiors of existing dwellings. Some light commercial.
Just finished recently the interior of a U.S. Congressman's headquarters here in town. I am 65 years old and have been painting since I was 15. I spent 3 years in the military being officially sworn in 4 days after my 17th birthday. With 30 days leave saved, I served the 3 years I volunteered for and was still 19 years old for a month after coming home.

My job as a businessman ,for as long as I can remember, is stress free. 42 years of collecting every penny ever owed me and not a single thing filed against me is a record I'm proud of. Of ,course I don't have to deal with the general public to the degree some might think. The last several years is basically ,bid the job , they say yes, and I go paint for 5 or 6 hours. If they are Democrat I will most likely not work for them. My generation of business acquaintances has been dwindling but I work with my son and he knows everybody through his social life. I never had the time or money in my earlier years to do what he does outside work.

I let my son do the driving at work and I sit in the passenger seat and scope out the scenery for places that I can pull some silver out of the ground if I take the time to do it. I also have an ebay hobby as well as an auction hobby that my son and I enjoy doing together. I am fortunate that everything blends together and I simplify my hobbies as well as my work by mentally dealing with the complexities so the execution stays simple, if that makes any sense. I don't have to work or practice my hobbies for an income.

My wife and I live in a smaller home here in town on about an acre of ground. We could move out by the golf course, but we don't golf. I'm somewhat of a cheapskate and I blame that on being poor in my earlier years. I was an ugly kid and nobody wanted to play with me . I get no respect, I'm telling you, no respect . Mom would take me to the park to play on the see-saw and I had to run from one end to the other.

So over the years about how many gallons of paint would you say you have sniffed?

 

[oneshot86]

So over the years about how many gallons of paint would you say you have sniffed?

Or drank

 

[Keel Haul]

 

[candyx]

i am a fluffer for all girl p0rn films.

Curious of your meaning of "girl" , recently the government has redefined girl to include ones with johnsons.

 

[7.62willdo]

Oh he’s very aware…..

 

[Average guy]

 

[Snipe260]

I’m the official supplier for rubber fists! We promote and sponsor the world fisting championship! My site is called fistrus.com

 

[Maser]

I am the cutest member here!

 

[BufordTJustice]

WTF...has happened to society?

 

[candyx]

WTF...has happened to society?

DRUGS

 

[Mike Islander]

WTF...has happened to society?

 

[Maggot]

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Thats just the preamble.

 

[BJames]

Hi Mr Chris, this is Samantha. How are you the day. I semi-professional invest in cryptocurrency and do very well in New York City. I am very lonely and want to make my friend of you, but my cryptocurrency business keeps me occupied and happy.

 

[earthquake]

You know what, Kemper? I like you
You're not like the other people here, in the Bear Pit.

Oh, don't go get me wrong, they're fine people, they're good Americans, but they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer...
They're good, fine people, Kemper but they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil.

You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a burrow owl. He kept bugging his old man; "Dad, get me a burrow owl! I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live!" So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10:30 the other night, I go out in my yard and there's the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree! I say "What are you looking for?" And he says "I'm looking for my burrow owl!"
And I say "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway!?"
Now Kemper, do you think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are doing to the soil?

I first became aware of all this about ten years ago, the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr., died. You know that carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride called The Mixer. The man said "Keep your head and arms inside The Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was a daredevil, just like his old man!
He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody, look at me! Look at me!" POW! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snow cone concession!
A few days after that, I open up the mail And there's a pamphlet in there from Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill Jr., and it's entitled Do You Know What the Queers Are Doing to Our Soil?

Now Kemper, if you look at the soil around any large US city with a big underground homosexual population, des Moines Iowa, for example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Kemper, you can't build on it, you can't grow anything in it, the government says it's due to poor farming, but I know what's really going on, Kemper! I know it's the queers! They're in it with the aliens! They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God!

You know what, Kemper? I like you
You're not like the other people, here in the Bear Pit.

 

[Kemper]

You know what, Kemper? I like you
You're not like the other people here, in the Bear Pit.

Oh, don't go get me wrong, they're fine people, they're good Americans, but they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer...
They're good, fine people, Kemper but they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil.

You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a burrow owl. He kept bugging his old man; "Dad, get me a burrow owl! I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live!" So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10:30 the other night, I go out in my yard and there's the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree! I say "What are you looking for?" And he says "I'm looking for my burrow owl!"
And I say "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway!?"
Now Kemper, do you think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are doing to the soil?

I first became aware of all this about ten years ago, the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr., died. You know that carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride called The Mixer. The man said "Keep your head and arms inside The Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was a daredevil, just like his old man!
He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody, look at me! Look at me!" POW! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snow cone concession!
A few days after that, I open up the mail And there's a pamphlet in there from Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill Jr., and it's entitled Do You Know What the Queers Are Doing to Our Soil?

Now Kemper, if you look at the soil around any large US city with a big underground homosexual population, des Moines Iowa, for example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Kemper, you can't build on it, you can't grow anything in it, the government says it's due to poor farming, but I know what's really going on, Kemper! I know it's the queers! They're in it with the aliens! They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God!

You know what, Kemper? I like you
You're not like the other people, here in the Bear Pit.

I thought somebody just dropped their cherry snow cone on the ground. We learn through communication.

 

[akmike47]

I always have the worst/best picture/gif responses to this sort of stuff. I skimmed, part was a Rodney dangerfield monologue

 

[Redmanss]

Umm.... No.

Plenty of folks here know plenty about me if they've paid attention to the last dozen years I've been around here, and I know plenty about other folks here. But neither I nor virtually anyone else is going to make a one stop shop "about me" posting here. Especially in the Bear Pit.

 

[Carlos Danger]

Hi. My name is Carlos Danger........I think I've said enough.

 

[pmclaine]

I pour concrete when I’m not benching.

Velcro sneakers are my thing.

 

[Average guy]

I pour concrete when I’m not benching.

Velcro sneakers are my thing.

Did you trade your Unertl scopes for Quigley Ford

 

[gunsnjeeps]

You know what, Kemper? I like you
You're not like the other people here, in the Bear Pit.

Oh, don't go get me wrong, they're fine people, they're good Americans, but they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer...

I've never considered binging Mork and Mindy while drinking Coors. Sounds appropriate.

 

[GreenGO Juan]

 

[akmike47]

I like lawnmowers and spending other people's money.

 

[Son of Dorn]

 

[Fig]

I’m a black, gay, transsexual, progressive, intersectional-ally progressive. I swear to God, if any of you glowmotherfuckers come after me I will destroy your life on twitter in five posts or less, and you’ll have to leave the country and go into hiding. Just go the fuck away and never come here again. I’m 100% protected class. You’ve been warned.

 

[Rthur]

My name is Rthur, my wife is a butterfly herder and I'm a stay at home astronaut.

R

 

[Stevo86]

I pour concrete when I’m not benching.

Velcro sneakers are my thing.

But how many bow kills?

 

[Stevo86]

I like lawnmowers and spending other people's money.

But do u like wrecking lawnmowers ?

 

[roostercogburn98]

 

[akmike47]

But do u like wrecking lawnmowers ?

Off retaining walls

 

[Ravenworks]

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[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Kemper]

I like lawnmowers and spending other people's money.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, not into yoga and making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape.

 

[pmclaine]

I like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, not into yoga and making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape.

Your PM box will be full in about 5 minutes.

 

[TheBigCountry]

Is this still for sale?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I put it in the personals once and the only response turned out to be my wife.

Your PM box will be full in about 5 minutes.

 

[pmclaine]

I put it in the personals once and the only response turned out to be my wife.

So who was cheating who?

 

[Bender]

An opportunity to share anything about you that may let people know you better. -

My name is Gary Kemper (Sr. ) . I live in Farmingtom Mo.
I am a self-employed painter , mostly new trim packages on residential construction and repaints on interiors of existing dwellings. Some light commercial.
Just finished recently the interior of a U.S. Congressman's headquarters here in town. I am 65 years old and have been painting since I was 15. I spent 3 years in the military being officially sworn in 4 days after my 17th birthday. With 30 days leave saved, I served the 3 years I volunteered for and was still 19 years old for a month after coming home.

My job as a businessman ,for as long as I can remember, is stress free. 42 years of collecting every penny ever owed me and not a single thing filed against me is a record I'm proud of. Of ,course I don't have to deal with the general public to the degree some might think. The last several years is basically ,bid the job , they say yes, and I go paint for 5 or 6 hours. If they are Democrat I will most likely not work for them. My generation of business acquaintances has been dwindling but I work with my son and he knows everybody through his social life. I never had the time or money in my earlier years to do what he does outside work.

I let my son do the driving at work and I sit in the passenger seat and scope out the scenery for places that I can pull some silver out of the ground if I take the time to do it. I also have an ebay hobby as well as an auction hobby that my son and I enjoy doing together. I am fortunate that everything blends together and I simplify my hobbies as well as my work by mentally dealing with the complexities so the execution stays simple, if that makes any sense. I don't have to work or practice my hobbies for an income.

My wife and I live in a smaller home here in town on about an acre of ground. We could move out by the golf course, but we don't golf. I'm somewhat of a cheapskate and I blame that on being poor in my earlier years. I was an ugly kid and nobody wanted to play with me . I get no respect, I'm telling you, no respect . Mom would take me to the park to play on the see-saw and I had to run from one end to the other.