all right... help me out here... little yellow birdie

Sitting on a toilet
Of a house that I dont know
Tryn to find out
Where the toilet paper go
Feeling real un easy
Feeling real uncertain
Cuz now I got to wipe my ass
With the shower curtain

Its them little thangs
All them little thangs
Its all them little thangs
That piss you off
 
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Sung to the tune of "The Candy Man" from Willy Wonka....The S&M Man.

Who can take a bicycle,
Pop off the seat
Put you sister on it and push her down the street
The S&M man
The S&M man cause he mixes it with love and makes the pain feel good...

One if my favorites. Learned it from a black hat at Benning.
 
I knew the yellow birdie as a limeric.

Once upon my window sill
Sat a bird with a yellow bill
I fed him crumbs and bits of bread
And then I smashed his fucking head
 
In cadence while marching, it goes thusly:

A little yellow bird
With a little yellow bill

Flew upon my window sill

I lured him inside with a piece of bread

Then I took a rock and smashed his fucking head

Sound off....
 
In cadence while marching, it goes thusly:

A little yellow bird
With a little yellow bill

Flew upon my window sill

I lured him inside with a piece of bread

Then I took a rock and smashed his fucking head

Sound off....

The final verse is thus...

The moral of
the story is
to get some head
you need some bread
 
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