all right... help me out here... little yellow birdie

[oneshot86]

how did the cadence go from the Corp. little yellow birdie on the window sill, then we smash its fucking head.
there got to be more adult juviniles out there that like that one

 

[gunjunkie45]

A little bird
With a yellow bill
Was sitting on
My window sill
I lured him in
With a piece of bread
And then I smashed
His little head...

 

[Bigfatcock]

Jodie, Jodie, he's six foot four
Knocking on your girlfriend's door...


Oh, wrong cadence.

 

[chopit]

I was trying to remember some of the good ones earlier this week.

 

[pmclaine]

My Girls a vegetable,

She lives in the Hospital.

I'd do most anything to keep that girl alive.

She's got a new TV.

It's called an EKG...

I'd do most anything to keep that girl alive

One day I played a joke.

I pulled her plug to watch her choke........

 

[pmclaine]

This was probably the favorite of mine.....



This dude doesn't do it as well as Drill Instructor Sgt Daniels did. Platoon 2082, 1986, PI.

 

[BLKWLFK9]

Sitting on a toilet
Of a house that I dont know
Tryn to find out
Where the toilet paper go
Feeling real un easy
Feeling real uncertain
Cuz now I got to wipe my ass
With the shower curtain

Its them little thangs
All them little thangs
Its all them little thangs
That piss you off

 

[gunjunkie45]

Sung to the tune of "The Candy Man" from Willy Wonka....The S&M Man.

Who can take a bicycle,
Pop off the seat
Put you sister on it and push her down the street
The S&M man
The S&M man cause he mixes it with love and makes the pain feel good...

One if my favorites. Learned it from a black hat at Benning.

 

[Foul Mike]

I remember Yellow Bird, but we stomped his, Fuckin head. I will think of others. Been a while.

 

[Bigfatcock]

Jodie’s got a real big cock
Fucked your girl so she can’t walk

 

[oneshot86]

I remember Yellow Bird, but we stomped his, Fuckin head. I will think of others. Been a while.

we sang it stomped or broke his fucking head

 

[pmclaine]

Suzy Rottencrotch.....

 

[oneshot86]

fuck ya

 

[oneshot86]

we sang about some Philippine girls too, now

 

[Bigfatcock]

we sang about some Philippine girls too, now

You sure they were girls?

 

[oneshot86]

You sure they were girls?

dont be messin up the dream dude

 

[Soulezoo]

A little bird
With a yellow bill
Was sitting on
My window sill
I lured him in
With a piece of bread
And then I smashed
His little head...

Almost... last two lines are:
Then I took a rock
And smashed his fucking head

 

[Porksboy]

I knew the yellow birdie as a limeric.

Once upon my window sill
Sat a bird with a yellow bill
I fed him crumbs and bits of bread
And then I smashed his fucking head

 

[Baron23]

If I die on the eastern front
Bury me in a Russian cunt.

 

[Soulezoo]

In cadence while marching, it goes thusly:

A little yellow bird
With a little yellow bill

Flew upon my window sill

I lured him inside with a piece of bread

Then I took a rock and smashed his fucking head

Sound off....

 

[Huskydriver]

In cadence while marching, it goes thusly:

A little yellow bird
With a little yellow bill

Flew upon my window sill

I lured him inside with a piece of bread

Then I took a rock and smashed his fucking head

Sound off....

The final verse is thus...

The moral of
the story is
to get some head
you need some bread

 

[roostercogburn98]

Don’t forget what Jesse James said before he died

 

[Soulezoo]

The final verse is thus...

The moral of
the story is
to get some head
you need some bread

You're right. Forgot that part.

It's only been 35 years....

 

[Soulezoo]

Don’t forget what Jesse James said before he died

What? "This picture on the wall is crooked?"

 

[roostercogburn98]

What? "This picture on the wall is crooked?"

Nope, things he wants to ride

Jesse James said before he died,
There’s these things that I want to ride,
Bicycle, tricycle, automobile................
A legs wife, while he’s in the field.