Re: amateur night
Hopefully, this is not the underlying problem (LOL):
Assuming the issue is elswhere, if you simply lay the scope(s) on a flat (fairly) level surface, does it appear to your eye that the turrets, reticle, and flat surface are misaligned relative to one another? If not, you've solved the problem. If they seem to be in proper alignment, then the issue is likely something to do with the mounting process.
If so, check to ensure that the rail itself is level at the specific site you want to mount the scope. You'll probably also want to check whether the bubble anti-cant device is actually centered when the rail is level. Depending on the type you have, you may find that even though the rail is level, the anti-cant bubble is not centered, which is why it's probably better not to use that as your level reference. Next, mount your scope using a plumb line as suggested. Check the reticle with the plumb line <span style="font-style: italic">before</span>, <span style="font-style: italic">during</span>, and <span style="font-style: italic">after</span> tightening the rings. If you tighten the rings down unevenly (ie. tighten the screws on one side of a ring all the way down, then the other side), it can cause the scope to twist very slightly so that the reticle is no longer in the starting alignment relative to the plumb line. If it moves, you'll need to loosen the rings and start over. Once you get the scope successfully mounted so that reticle is aligned with the plumb line and you know the rail is also level, check your turrets again. If they're still crooked to your eye, either the reticle and turrets themselves are not perfectly aligned, or it could be some kind of an optical illusion.
Not sure what I'd do at that point. Probably I'd live with the turrets being (or appearing to be) out of alignment with the reticle. As long as you're certain the rail is level and the reticle is correctly aligned by the plumb line method, does it really matter from a practical standpoint if the turrets look slightly misaligned? Although it would probably bug the crap out of me also, it's more important that the reticle is level than the turrets.