Amish steals a Lambo, sets a new flying Amish record.

[TexPatriot]

Cops thought he had run away after he wrecked out. Turns out, he flew away and stuck the landing over 125 yds away, setting some type of record.

People are morning the tragedy, it was a beautiful $250K Lamborghini Huracan

 

[hangunnr]

While I have no fucks to give about a thief killing himself it could have been bad for some innocent uninvolved people.

Why wouldn’t the cops simply put down some type of stop sticks to disable (at least partially) the vehicle once it was determined there was a big issue with the situation. If the guy runs at least it won’t be as fast and if not no harm / no foul..

 

[Sean the Nailer]

That was a nice car.

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[Short-bus]

I'm always happy when dirtbags remove themselves from society. Just prefer when they do it before they breed.

Glad nobody else was injured by that guys shitty life decisions in that moment.

Branden

 

[NoDopes]

After the tenth time asking him to get out he should have tazzed his ass.

The problem is these Amish grow up without technology. Don't even know what a laptop is.
They get older and steal modern cars and don't know how to drive them.

 

[Fig]

While I have no fucks to give about a thief killing himself it could have been bad for some innocent uninvolved people.

Why wouldn’t the cops simply put down some type of stop sticks to disable (at least partially) the vehicle once it was determined there was a big issue with the situation. If the guy runs at least it won’t be as fast and if not no harm / no foul..

Or just boot his rear tire as soon as it came back stolen.

 

[whatsupdoc]

Feel bad for that poor tree.

 

[NoDopes]

Or just boot his rear tire as soon as it came back stolen.

How would that work exactly?

 

[TexPatriot]

While I have no fucks to give about a thief killing himself it could have been bad for some innocent uninvolved people.

Why wouldn’t the cops simply put down some type of stop sticks to disable (at least partially) the vehicle once it was determined there was a big issue with the situation. If the guy runs at least it won’t be as fast and if not no harm / no foul..

They do have smaller stop stick blocks they can toss under tires like chucks when approaching a reported stolen car. BP use them at checkpoints.

As far as innocents being put in danger, how would you like getting hit by some 200 lb. airborn Amish turd flying at you at 100mph.

 

[TexPatriot]

Hate when they blur images like that - was his leg severed or was he decapitated?

Not sure other than he finally turned his life around.

I like one of the comments that said he flew so far 'they should have charged him with leaving the scene.'

He was always planning on running, otherwise he would have stopped behind the parked truck instead of pulling back out on the street.

 

[Baron23]

Its a bird, its a plane...no, its a scumbag Amish car thief! LOL

At least George knew how to stick the landing.

 

[mvphilly]

From hood rat to acrobat in one move.Sweet.

 

[NoDopes]

Not sure other than he finally turned his life around.

 

[kriller134]

Damn I always knew the dindu nuffins were good at long jumping, but this is fucking amazing.

 

[cas6969]

The problem is these Amish grow up without technology. Don't even know what a laptop is.
They get older and steal modern cars and don't know how to drive them.

 

[cas6969]

To Monday morning quarterback, the second unit should have pulled up in front of him and blocked him in before he got out of his car.

(And as I always comment on these videos, police cruisers need to be wired so the siren shuts off when you put them in park. It just adds to the chaos and confusion of any situation and doesn't make anyone safer.)

 

[Fig]

To Monday morning quarterback, the second unit should have pulled up in front of him and blocked him in before he got out of his car.

I would just assume when it came back stolen that he was going to run.

 

[TexPatriot]

Damn I always knew the dindu nuffins were good at long jumping, but this is fucking amazing.

N***** Amish had some hang time. Shhee-it.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I'll wait for @Rio Precision Gunworks to give us the inside scoop before I comment. I'd really hate to comment without knowing the finer details of cop work.

 

[XLR308]

We're is the resident ballistics expert to calculate the BC weight and escape velocity for the flight time of that Amish turd.

 

[NoDopes]

We're is the resident ballistics expert to calculate the BC weight and escape velocity for the flight time of that Amish turd.

Was he wearing his pants around his knees?
The BC drag coefficient on that is huge.

 

[XLR308]

Was he wearing his pants around his knees?
The BC drag coefficient on that is huge.

So SWC profile " Semi Wind Cutter"

 

[UKDslayer]

Was he wearing his pants around his knees?
The BC drag coefficient on that is huge.

He was 51; I hope not!

 

[Jscb1b]

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's super amish.

 

[n2ishun]

Lambo, it gives you wings.

 

[kriller134]

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's super amish.

 

[hero's machine]

He thought he was Willie T Ribs.

Serious question, do you think sammy haggar was playing? I always get western when I can't drive 55 is on.

 

[TexPatriot]

To Monday morning quarterback, the second unit should have pulled up in front of him and blocked him in before he got out of his car.

(And as I always comment on these videos, police cruisers need to be wired so the siren shuts off when you put them in park. It just adds to the chaos and confusion of any situation and doesn't make anyone safer.)

Actually, thats intended. The lights and sirens are also meant to disorient.

 

[cas6969]

So they can barely hear or understand the five different officers screaming conflicting commands all at the same time.


Who were they disorienting? The flying dead guy? I think the 100+ mph car crash already did that.

 

[GoingTheDistance]

It warms my heart that the Amish took a dirt nap.

 

[AngryKoala]

I'm sure insurance will get it fixed to original condition....no need to total.

 

[TexPatriot]

So they can barely hear or understand the five different officers screaming conflicting commands all at the same time.


Who were they disorienting? The flying dead guy? I think the 100+ mph car crash already did that.

The cops didn't know that when they arrived at the crash scene. They thought the driver may have run off. I believe dispatch and other cops on the airwave could hear them over the siren just fine.

I don't hear five different cops screaming all at the same time either. I hear yelling back and forth.

If lights and sirens were automatically cut off, you'd get cases where people use the "I didn't hear any lights or sirens" excuse for not complying with commands. Lets not forget the Amish woman that drove for five minutes and into a different county while some trooper was trying to pull her over, stating she never heard any lights or sirens.

 

[Haney]

All I can picture is some dumb fuck watching this on the news and saying...man, I can't wait to post this for other dumb fuckers to see so we can all act tough together . .

 

[EddieNFL]

About 30 years ago I saw a kid T-bone a Toyoya with a Honda Hurricane. It is amazing how the human body can contort itself when striking a concrete structure after a 30 yard flight and not die...well, not immediately anyway.

 

[EddieNFL]

All I can picture is some dumb fuck watching this on the news and saying...man, I can't wait to post this for other dumb fuckers to see so we can all act tough together . .

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Said the fag who watched it three times.

 

[Steel+Killer]

Car Owner~ Hey did you guys find my car?
Cops~ We got great news for you! Yes we did, but it's going to need a little buffing out.....

 

[TexPatriot]

All I can picture is some dumb fuck watching this on the news and saying...man, I can't wait to post this for other dumb fuckers to see so we can all act tough together . .

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[XLR308]

He was 51; I hope not!

So apparently wisdom doesn't come with age, and you can't fix stupid not even with duct tape.

 

[Steel+Killer]

other dumb fuckers

and here you are thanks for joining us.......

 

[XLR308]

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Or a fire hose enema

 

[EddieNFL]

Car Owner~ Hey did you guys find my car?
Cops~ We got great news for you! Yes we did, but it's going to need a little buffing out.....

Yeah, we found it on the 5100 block of Main Street…also on the 5200 block, 5300 block…

 

[TexPatriot]

So apparently wisdom doesn't come with age, and you can't fix stupid not even with duct tape.

Hey, he knew the law. Even better than the cop.

 

[TexPatriot]

Yeah, we found it on the 5100 block of Main Street…also on the 5200 block, 5300 block…

Yeah, that was a helluva debri field, like a small plane crash.

 

[Jscb1b]

Look mommy, there is a nagger up in the sky.

 

[NoDopes]

And thus, Jacob was shunned by the community for driving a gas powered car.

 

[Ronws]

I wonder if this was playing on his stereo at impact.

 

[NoDopes]

Wonder if this one has the legs to give the sub thread a run for it's money.

 

[rtB]

Wonder if this one has the legs to give the sub thread a run for it's money.

Well so far this thread is soaring to new heights!

 

[Jscb1b]

Dropping to new lows.