Amish steals a Lambo, sets a new flying Amish record.

[NoDopes]

I wonder what his final carbon footprint was?

 

[MadDuner]

I wonder what his final carbon footprint was?

More surface area and less volume?

 

[Jscb1b]

I wonder what his final carbon footprint was?

Grease spot.

 

[Ronws]

Afroman is redoing his song just for this.

"I stole a Lambo.
Then I got high..."

 

[TexPatriot]

From hood rat to acrobat in one move.Sweet.

I remember hearing Amish jokes as a kid and they're still funny.

You know what you get when you cross an alligator with a roadrunner?
A 40 mph amish chaser.

 

[Fig]

Hey, he knew the law. Even better than the cop.

There is a time to argue the law, and it sure as fuck isn’t with the cop. Arrest me, arrest me, arrest me. Lawyer, lawyer, lawyer. Don’t say nuthin’. NO-ONE wins with the cop, period. I can win, and probably will, in court (if it even gets that far). People who argue with a cop, even when they’re right, are retarded, especially if you actually dinduenufim.

 

[Big Phish]

Did the Amigger boy have any puppy mill doggies in the back seat?

 

[Ronws]

Did the Amigger boy have any puppy mill doggies in the back seat?

No and this was evidenced by the fact that none of the officers drew their guns. They only draw down in the presence of canines.

 

[camocorvette]

Late to the party. But I really thought Amish when I was waiting to see the driver..

 

[ironman56]

Well, at least he ain't producing anymore getto Amish welfare babies, silver lining?

 

[NoDopes]

Well, at least he ain't producing anymore getto Amish welfare babies, silver lining?

At 51, he's probably got an entire herd to his name.
Impressive, Orthodox Amish don't usually live to this age.

 

[quietmike]

All I can picture is some dumb fuck watching this on the news and saying...man, I can't wait to post this for other dumb fuckers to see so we can all act tough together . .

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Because lefty losers like you see personal responsibility and consequences like a vampire sees holy water and a crucifix.

 

[Haney]

Because lefty losers like you see personal responsibility and consequences like a vampire sees holy water and a crucifix.

Awe, fatmike is all worked up again .

Is that some kind of religous shit you are word puking ?

Don't forget mom today, it is her day you know .

 

[quietmike]

Awe, fatmike is all worked up again .

Is that some kind of religous shit you are word puking ?

Don't forget mom today, it is her day you know .

As opposed to fathers day where you're confused?

 

[Haney]

Haney, why do you always have to make me cry ?

That is on you dad .

 

[ironpony52]

 

[quietmike]

That is on you dad .

Still mad you have no idea who yours is?

 

[Bender]

Damn I always knew the dindu nuffins were good at long jumping, but this is fucking amazing.

I’ve been gone too long already. Didn’t watch the video and I actually thought it was an Amish kid who stole the car until this comment. I thought he was on rumspringa or something. Poor white kid sees a space ship and wants to try it out.

Of course it was a dindu nuffin. Why the fuk would a poor German kid steal a Lamborghini

 

[Long_Action]

 

[Lug Nut]

 

[Rthur]

That's funny ^^^ ...

R

 

[Ronws]

As opposed to fathers day where you're confused?

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[NoDopes]

Maybe he has two mothers?

Seriously. Ignore button works.

 

[Jscb1b]

NASA, we have lift off.

 

[Doc68]

As opposed to fathers day where you're confused?

Im dead dude.....

Doc

 

[Halfnutz]

Rumspringa is life ending for some. I thought they did that at around age 16 not 51.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Grease spot.