Get some Einkorn wheat berries, you won't regret it.
Appoppaclips Recipes(no hot dogs)
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Get some Einkorn wheat berries, you won't regret it.
So...luck of the Irish, you Jim Bob Orleans have caught a coon.
Now the Irish in you, insists you need to liberally soak said coon in Jim Beam and coke. The redneck in you knows thats a waste of good bourbon and window cleaner(the coke part).
What you do, is find those nitrile gloves you stocked deep in your preps. Yeah they thought you were some kind of perve at Harbor Freight, but fuck them, they are dead.
Don your gloves and skin the coon. Why gloves? Cause rabies will kill your ass in a very modern society with excellent health care. This is the Poppaclips! Like Sparta, but much worse.
Skin coon, gut, save the fat for rendering into chap stick, leather waterproffing, or soap. That shit is nasty even if you are starving, so remove all fat. Remove glands under his armpits, rear of hams, and under neck.
Boil that bastard hard till he starts to get tender.
Remove from boil, and roast with your favorite Poppaclips rub.
A little brown sugar in that rub is money.
Just remember, he is just a little bear. He isn't a rodent, nor a cat. He is delicious
Now the Irish in you, insists you need to liberally soak said coon in Jim Beam and coke. The redneck in you knows thats a waste of good bourbon and window cleaner(the coke part).
What you do, is find those nitrile gloves you stocked deep in your preps. Yeah they thought you were some kind of perve at Harbor Freight, but fuck them, they are dead.
Don your gloves and skin the coon. Why gloves? Cause rabies will kill your ass in a very modern society with excellent health care. This is the Poppaclips! Like Sparta, but much worse.
Skin coon, gut, save the fat for rendering into chap stick, leather waterproffing, or soap. That shit is nasty even if you are starving, so remove all fat. Remove glands under his armpits, rear of hams, and under neck.
Boil that bastard hard till he starts to get tender.
Remove from boil, and roast with your favorite Poppaclips rub.
A little brown sugar in that rub is money.
Just remember, he is just a little bear. He isn't a rodent, nor a cat. He is delicious
How I roll in the Apopka pix
It's Vienna sausages so technically it's not a hot dog .
It's Vienna sausages so technically it's not a hot dog .
Beware when handling 'coon- they have a tapeworm that is pretty fatal when transmitted to humans.
Fed coon on a spoon to many a folk.
They fingered they'd got bbQ.
Gots ta parboil the hell outa it.
Never had any leftovers.
R
If yer neighbors get ate at the pocolips and theyr crack heads, would ya get adikted???
Blackened Seared Tuna
Fresh Bluefin or Yellowfin Tuna cut into rectangular strips 6-8" in length and 1.5-2" tall/wide
Plate placed in the freezer
Propane Torch
Baking sheet
Favorite blackening seasoning
Paul Newman Light Honey Mustard dressing
Wasabi
Apply seasoning to fish and use torch to blacken and sear the outside edges, you want about an even 1/8" or so of searing. It will be white in color compared to the red of the center.
Once seared toss onto the plate you had in the freezer and place it back into the freezer. This stops the cooking process.
Repeat as necessary for the amount you want to prepare.
Take dressing and mix Wasabi to taste in a bowl. I tend to like it a little hotter myself.
Remove the seared and blackened tuna and cut into 1/4-3/8" slices.
Dip into sauce and enjoy
Fresh Bluefin or Yellowfin Tuna cut into rectangular strips 6-8" in length and 1.5-2" tall/wide
Plate placed in the freezer
Propane Torch
Baking sheet
Favorite blackening seasoning
Paul Newman Light Honey Mustard dressing
Wasabi
Apply seasoning to fish and use torch to blacken and sear the outside edges, you want about an even 1/8" or so of searing. It will be white in color compared to the red of the center.
Once seared toss onto the plate you had in the freezer and place it back into the freezer. This stops the cooking process.
Repeat as necessary for the amount you want to prepare.
Take dressing and mix Wasabi to taste in a bowl. I tend to like it a little hotter myself.
Remove the seared and blackened tuna and cut into 1/4-3/8" slices.
Dip into sauce and enjoy
I do too. I have a flywheel type hand powered grinder with a belt groove for attaching a motor, and an electric. We use our wheat. My statement still stands. So many buckets of wheat, are purchased, stored, and never used, then handed on, at which point (2d or 3d or further down the line) I get it, examine it, Repack it, and put it into my rotational storage. We use it. Lots of recipes, though, mostly bread.
Back to the original theme of the thread: Store 15-20 buckets of wheat, until you die, then pass it on. No muss no fuss, no prep, no heating, cooking, baking, or anything. Simplest recipe, and a very commonly used one. Lo-cal.
Use that canned shit to catch something edible.
I never have understood the concept of stocking up on canned goods that you’d only ever contemplate eating during an end of the world scenario.
Spam sucks. Dying sucks too, maybe, probably, IDK. But if it does, eating spam just drags out the agony…
I never have understood the concept of stocking up on canned goods that you’d only ever contemplate eating during an end of the world scenario.
Spam sucks. Dying sucks too, maybe, probably, IDK. But if it does, eating spam just drags out the agony…
Yeah well some people not only think of themselves and the blessings they have received they’re also mindful of the less fortunate.
Remember that when you wake up after being beaned in the noggin, with a full can of spam, by the 'less fortunate' you decided to bless with the gift of slightly slower death...
I'll try to stay on topic:
A place to share.
A place to let your true culinary talents shine.
Some folks can't boil a pot of water, other's come from a gene pool of gourmet chefs 500 generations long. For a beginner, master cooking a cup of rice. Low budget supplies, minimal equipment, heat can be from many sources.
For those that are a good cook, master canning your dishes. A little more cost, time consuming and some lessons only learned by attempting it.
For the above average cooks who have mastered canning... Grow a garden. Cultivate garden soil, collect Heirloom seeds, plant, nurture, harvest and process your fruits and veggies. They taste delicious while there is a blizzard blowing.
My current level and challenge is canning individual items (meat, veggies, sauces, etc) in 1 pint Mason jars and the smaller jelly size jars. My goal is to be able to open assorted jars and add them all into a slow cooker / dutch oven, heat and serve. I'm just one old guy on a homestead so 2 - 3 pints of food will carry me for a while.
You will never be able to store "enough" food. Work towards having a sustainable homestead.
A place to share.
A place to let your true culinary talents shine.
Some folks can't boil a pot of water, other's come from a gene pool of gourmet chefs 500 generations long. For a beginner, master cooking a cup of rice. Low budget supplies, minimal equipment, heat can be from many sources.
For those that are a good cook, master canning your dishes. A little more cost, time consuming and some lessons only learned by attempting it.
For the above average cooks who have mastered canning... Grow a garden. Cultivate garden soil, collect Heirloom seeds, plant, nurture, harvest and process your fruits and veggies. They taste delicious while there is a blizzard blowing.
My current level and challenge is canning individual items (meat, veggies, sauces, etc) in 1 pint Mason jars and the smaller jelly size jars. My goal is to be able to open assorted jars and add them all into a slow cooker / dutch oven, heat and serve. I'm just one old guy on a homestead so 2 - 3 pints of food will carry me for a while.
You will never be able to store "enough" food. Work towards having a sustainable homestead.
Such a positive thought for the day thank you for that.
Please don't die in a fire car crash on your way home from work today.
No worries brother according to some people on here just gonna come up and smash you in the head and take what you have.I'll try to stay on topic:
A place to share.
A place to let your true culinary talents shine.
Some folks can't boil a pot of water, other's come from a gene pool of gourmet chefs 500 generations long. For a beginner, master cooking a cup of rice. Low budget supplies, minimal equipment, heat can be from many sources.
For those that are a good cook, master canning your dishes. A little more cost, time consuming and some lessons only learned by attempting it.
For the above average cooks who have mastered canning... Grow a garden. Cultivate garden soil, collect Heirloom seeds, plant, nurture, harvest and process your fruits and veggies. They taste delicious while there is a blizzard blowing.
My current level and challenge is canning individual items (meat, veggies, sauces, etc) in 1 pint Mason jars and the smaller jelly size jars. My goal is to be able to open assorted jars and add them all into a slow cooker / dutch oven, heat and serve. I'm just one old guy on a homestead so 2 - 3 pints of food will carry me for a while.
You will never be able to store "enough" food. Work towards having a sustainable homestead.
Most things with fur or feathers can be made into a pot of dumplings.
Green chilli enchilada ________
Get something that has meat on it. Remove the feathers or fur. Put in a large pot with a lid and cook on low for a long time, eat and watch for bones. Neighbors cat or pit bull is an excellent table fare with this recipe.
Get something that has meat on it. Remove the feathers or fur. Put in a large pot with a lid and cook on low for a long time, eat and watch for bones. Neighbors cat or pit bull is an excellent table fare with this recipe.
ITs amazing what flour is like when it hasn't been processed, had oil pressed out, and fortified {rock dust added}
I grew rye grass and made flour last year.
The birds forgot about the strawberry patches. That means the mulberries are getting ripe. I couldn't keep up with my asparagus patch this year. I like stuff that you plant once. I really like when I find stuff that grows like a weed. Minimal care, while still giving decent production.I'll try to stay on topic:
A place to share.
A place to let your true culinary talents shine.
Some folks can't boil a pot of water, other's come from a gene pool of gourmet chefs 500 generations long. For a beginner, master cooking a cup of rice. Low budget supplies, minimal equipment, heat can be from many sources.
For those that are a good cook, master canning your dishes. A little more cost, time consuming and some lessons only learned by attempting it.
For the above average cooks who have mastered canning... Grow a garden. Cultivate garden soil, collect Heirloom seeds, plant, nurture, harvest and process your fruits and veggies. They taste delicious while there is a blizzard blowing.
My current level and challenge is canning individual items (meat, veggies, sauces, etc) in 1 pint Mason jars and the smaller jelly size jars. My goal is to be able to open assorted jars and add them all into a slow cooker / dutch oven, heat and serve. I'm just one old guy on a homestead so 2 - 3 pints of food will carry me for a while.
You will never be able to store "enough" food. Work towards having a sustainable homestead.
Winter rye. It helps keep the weeds down too.
I read somewhere you could dry out Bermuda grass rhizomes and make flour with them for bread.
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If you don't eat your preps now, you'll starve later.
I dont prep anything I dont routinely eat.
Good point. I know people that stack food stores of stuff they have never eaten. 
How they know they’ll like it, or not have a reaction to it is beyond me.
Of course if my life’s are in charge, we’d only store PB&Js and chocolate chip cookies.
How they know they’ll like it, or not have a reaction to it is beyond me.
Of course if my life’s are in charge, we’d only store PB&Js and chocolate chip cookies.
You do you. A world of spam and canned fish is a world I don’t want to live in.
Someone is thinking. I’m pretty sure chips ahoy will survive along with twinkies, and soft batch are worth their weight in live chickens..Good point. I know people that stack food stores of stuff they have never eaten.
How they know they’ll like it, or not have a reaction to it is beyond me.
Of course if my life’s are in charge, we’d only store PB&Js and chocolate chip cookies.
My apopaclips plan is to die atop a very small pile of spent brass.
Can’t you just throw spam at them and leave your ammo to us?
isn't this the reason people have neighbors meals ready to eat that live next door or pet's meals that come to you when called . starve lol yea right .
Thats the most likely scenario for anyone with any food or guns.
I like canned fish. Most folks don't. The joke will be on them.
Itll be like the Legend of Wooly swamp.
"Its been 50 year ago, you can go by there yet. There's a spot in the yard, in the back of that shack where the ground is always wet. And on certain nights when the moon is right, you can go by that dark wood path, you can hear three young men screaming, you can hear one old man laugh....."
No spam to throw. Have to throw ammo. Hmmm. Might be a better plan. You think a loaded ak mag will boomerang? Wait, I’ve got it. Big signs in the yard that say “Free ammo and Spam, Next door…”
Saying "to my knowledge" is like saying, "I don't know, but I think you are wrong."
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That underground part is the rhizome.
You hear that horn honking that’s the people in line behind you in the McDonald’s drive-through wanting you to move up
That looks like centipede or bahia, not coastal bermuda. No im certainly not sure, but I know for a fact nut grass has a rhizome. And also:Saying "to my knowledge" is like saying, "I don't know, but I think you are wrong."
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Rhizome grass is a unique type of grass that spreads naturally. In this article I'll explain everything you need to know about what it is & how it spreads.
That underground part is the rhizome.
The photo looks like common bermudagrass.
I suggest not eating any from my yard unless you like dog turds, Image, 2, 4-D and 16-4-8.
I suggest not eating any from my yard unless you like dog turds, Image, 2, 4-D and 16-4-8.
Chinese take-out is always a hit during the poppaclips.
