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Where did you find that picture of my life coach?
 
I started needing reading glasses about 6 years ago, now I've been wearing prescription glasses for a little over 3 years. Far sighted in my right eye, near sighted in my left eye. My eye doc said, "you're cockeyed". I thought she was just messing with me, but that's the actual name for it.

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I started needing reading glasses about 6 years ago, now I've been wearing prescription glasses for a little over 3 years. Far sighted in my right eye, near sighted in my left eye. My eye doc said, "you're cockeyed". I thought she was just messing with me, but that's the actual name for it.

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“Why so angry?”

There’s no wiener near his face, duh.
 
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It was said to me a long time ago by someone I thought was a friend (turned out he wasn't, but that's a whole different story).

"You are not really free until you can take a piss off your front porch in the middle of the day and not get in trouble for it"

Fuck me if that isn't true.
Try and take a piss off your porch in Southern California or New York in the middle of the day and see what happens.
Now try it in nowhere Montana.
 
This one will be a metric fuck ton of work but I’m rebuilding it with real house materials and not the cheap shit made for mobile homes.

This is where a modular office shines. They are built like tanks.
3/4 ply(not osb, PLYWOOD) subfloor.
Yellow pine studs and floor joists.
Osb 5/8 roof deck.
Supposed to be rated at 120mph winds.
I know there was a shitload of hurricane straps on mine when I took sheeting off.
Now mine has new roof and sheathed entirely with 26ga roofing metal in copper penny color.
Heck, thats hurricane strapping in itself.
 
Hantavirus, I ain’t skeered of no Hantavirus! I’m the one giving the rats a virus or 5, well the ones that live anyways.

Yes those are rat turds in the plastic above the ceiling, I’m literally showering in rat turds and fiberglass while I demo the ceiling.

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I encountered no rats or turds.
My walls and ceilings were full of geckos and mountains of gecko shit. I shit you not.
 
I started needing reading glasses about 6 years ago, now I've been wearing prescription glasses for a little over 3 years. Far sighted in my right eye, near sighted in my left eye. My eye doc said, "you're cockeyed". I thought she was just messing with me, but that's the actual name for it.

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Son of a gun! I thought Jim Varney was dead!
Good to see you doing well Jim!
 
It was said to me a long time ago by someone I thought was a friend (turned out he wasn't, but that's a whole different story).

"You are not really free until you can take a piss off your front porch in the middle of the day and not get in trouble for it"

Fuck me if that isn't true.
Try and take a piss off your porch in Southern California or New York in the middle of the day and see what happens.
Now try it in nowhere Montana.
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Since August 9th, 1997.



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Of course they are.
They have a full evidence locker of drugs to work with.
True story, when I was on a Coast Guard Cutter based on St Thomas 20 pounds of cocaine disappeared from the Virgin Islands PD evidence locker a few days before Carnivale (their Mardis Gras). We never really trusted them before but damn sure never trusted them after, they would occasionally share intel with us but never realized that we shared nothing drug related with them.
 
True story, when I was on a Coast Guard Cutter based on St Thomas 20 pounds of cocaine disappeared from the Virgin Islands PD evidence locker a few days before Carnivale (their Mardis Gras). We never really trusted them before but damn sure never trusted them after, they would occasionally share intel with us but never realized that we shared nothing drug related with them.
Here ya go..

 
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