What would giving him an asymptomatic case of the flu do? I would wage that penalty on somebody that forgot to add bacon to my hamburger and I didn’t notice until I got home. Toughen up a bit.
Crackhead suffering full blown drug induced paranoia breaking out of his hospital bed, running up to Grosskreutz's, and beating him to death would be more than a shitload of laughs... I would pay a huge amount of money to see that shit...