Brian Williams to retire from fake news.

[TexPatriot]

I'm sure he'll write his memoirs about covering the moon landing.

I happened to be watching his program in 2015 when he told about his harrowing chopper ride in Vietnam under enemy fire.

Longtime anchor Brian Williams leaving NBC after 28 years

Williams will sign off at the end of the year with “28 years, 38 countries, 8 Olympic games, 7 presidential elections, half a dozen presidents, a few wars and one SNL" under his belt.

t.co

 

[TexPatriot]

Stanley Kubrick deep faked the moon landing

Tell that to Brian Williams.

 

[Steel head]

He’s memes are legendary!

 

[Steel head]

 

[Steel head]

 

[TexPatriot]

View attachment 7738126He’s memes are legendary!

I bet he's lying about his retirement.

 

[Steel head]

I bet he's lying about his retirement.

Well we can agree he’s definitely lying about something

 

[theLBC]

he is fake news

 

[samadisoulcrusher]

And zero fucks were given by billions of people !

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Meh, it's probably a fake retirement...

Sirhr

 

[RUTGERS95]

hahahahaha the memes are classic

 

[lonegunman762x51]

Brian Williams is a shit stain on the underwear of life. He will fade quickly.

 

[kindabitey]

Fuck, I thought he was dead

 

[TexPatriot]

Fuck, I thought he was dead

He was. You'll read about it in his book.

 

[6.5SH]

Watch, doritohead David Hogg will replace him, he already has the "no shit, there I was..." part down.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

I ll be here all night,

 

[armorpl8chikn]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Hat tip to the late Tim Wilson

 

[armorpl8chikn]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Running out of material

 

[Average guy]

Fuckn’a comedy gold. Tip of the hat to the legendary Tim Wilson.

 

[6.5SH]

Running out of material

Need to pace yourself. Let's see, Clinton cigar, blue dress, bin laden, either Iraq war, anything the dipshit Cuomos have done. Should be some fodder there.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

 

[TexPatriot]

Need to pace yourself. Let's see, Clinton cigar, blue dress, bin laden, either Iraq war, anything the dipshit Cuomos have done. Should be some fodder there.

Hillary dodged some lead in Vietnam too IIRC. The way she described it, those cankles were justa churnin'.

 

[Average guy]

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And many many more

 

[OREGUN]

The old man is not the Williams we should be talking about. (Ignore if you’re on “team fat chicks”)

 

[armorpl8chikn]

 

[6.5SH]

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The stuff almost writes itself LoL

 

[steve podleski]

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[RUTGERS95]

The old man is not the Williams we should be talking about. (Ignore if you’re on “team fat chicks”)View attachment 7738464

who is this

 

[OREGUN]

His daughter, Allison Williams

 

[hlee]

His daughter, Allison Williams

I've seen boxers and Marines with weaker jawlines...

 

[BugIn762]

Armorpl8chkn, ease up I'm trying to deer hunt here.
Funny as hell.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

One like?
I couldn't care less about my other quick fire, anything that pops in my head creations....but this was a masterpiece.

You people have no culture.

 

[Average guy]

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One like?
I couldn't care less about my other quick fire, anything that pops in my head creations....but this was a masterpiece.

You people have no culture.

True genius

 

[Austan]

I've seen boxers and Marines with weaker jawlines...

The Adams apple is a bit concerning as well.

 

[TheGerman]

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Ok I lost it on this one.