Maggie’s Busy sumbitches ain't ya?

[1J04]

I'd like to thank you all for contributing on a magnanimous level in regards to destroying the last shreds of my self esteem. From so many angles the assault never waivers, and for that "I Love You, Like Two Men Shouldn't". You're a bunch of sick minded bastards and I feel right at home with you. I should have known something was amiss when all of a sudden for no particular reason like 4 of our esteemed members blew my phone up yesterday late afternoon, early evening. And I have to say this about one special camper we enjoy. Shark/DirtyD. This guy has a wit and sense of humor on a level I can really appreciate. Like this. He sends nothing but the little angel emoji. Not a word. Just the little angel. This should, and did worry me. I know he's up to something, and if he's up to no good I'm pretty certain others are gathering. I was right. So I just send back a little "Shut Up". The response? "After all I do for you". Now that's funny ass shit right there. Especially knowing our past interactions here and via cell. Keep it up Sally. Oh, can't forget his follow up. "Ungrateful Prick". Who sez shit like that to friends?

Now get off my back ya sack of Deplorable's !!!!! I'm busy. And you should be too. Wait, check that. You have been. Crazy Son's uh Bitches.

 

[168BTHPM]

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[Guest]

Can you post your number please

 

[Veer_G]

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[Dirty D]

 

[MtnCreek]

Butane may be a bastard gas, but propane and some slippery steps are a bitch... But wtf do I know. :-D

 

[Maser]

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[1J04]

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That's not nice.

 

[1J04]

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Nor this.

 

[1J04]

Or this.

 

[1J04]

Butane may be a bastard gas, but propane and some slippery steps are a bitch... But wtf do I know. :-D

And definitely this.

 

[168BTHPM]

Nor this.

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[1J04]

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Temporarily moved to top of list!

 

[Maser]

 

[Maser]

 

[Dirty D]

Or this.

I found that pic with the text already on it, it must be the will of Allah.

 

[1J04]

I found that pic with the text already on it, it must be the will of Allah.

Then Allah is great..

 

[Veer_G]

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Needs more tzatziki sauce!

 

[Alphatreedog]

 

[1J04]

Moving up the list rapidly.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[2ndamendfan]

1J04 does this give you nightmares??

 

[Rthur]

You could bite this for comfort:

R

 

[tnichols]

You could bite this for comfort:

R

Id take a little nibble of Taylor. Just sayin'

 

[Dirty D]

Can you post your number please

PM me.

 

[Dirty D]

Shhh!

 

[1J04]

1J04 does this give you nightmares??

They're all coming outta the closet now. And no,of course not. Mother said Nightmares are for Pussies................

 

[2ndamendfan]

What ever. I know you have a blanket and a binky.

 

[Guest]

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[Veer_G]

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[Dirty D]

PM me.

Well now I feel dirty.

 

[Mike Casselton]

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I'm at BPS and just left the fly fishing section.
Had this massive fart building up and the area was empty.
So, I squat down to peer at a $850.00 fly reel and out it comes in all of its massiveness.
Oh, and it stunk, really bad.
Got up to move out of the section and two (Not just one) employees come over to assist.
Those fukkers never help.
I left and crop dusted their assess.

Wonder whay they were thinking when I left?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Since it was the fishing section, I assume that they think you carped yourself....

<insert>rimshot</insert>

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[vh20]

Since it was the fishing section, I assume that they think you carped yourself....

<insert>rimshot</insert>

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

AJ... I know you didn't post this.... was it Bunny?

 

[1J04]

AJ... I know you didn't post this.... was it Bunny?

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Very very close. I had to do a double take. No Sir, I'm a lesbian.

 

[Guest]

 

[Dirty D]

I think somebody just wants a hug.

 

[1J04]

I think somebody just wants a hug.

 

[oneshot86]

lol

 

[Dirty D]

Thank you for such soft carpet.

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[Dirty D]

Subtle yet obnoxious, well played sir.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Uncle Tucker says no more grab assin in the other thread and I was havin fun . Figured I'd see if A1j wants ta come out n play . All wound up n no one ta bitch slap View attachment 6558426

 

[Dirty D]

Uncle Tucker says no more grab assin in the other thread and I was havin fun . Figured I'd see if A1j wants ta come out n play . All wound up n no one ta bitch slap

Poor 1J, he is our glory hole.

 

[Alphatreedog]

I'm just lookinfor a little give n take .

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Just remember.... AJ is a member of an ancient and noble profession.

And he knows people.... you know. People. Who do things for packs of smokes. Just 'sayin.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[1J04]

Just keep throwing your chum ya suns a bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're gonna get your's.

It's all about ruling with an iron fist.




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And just when we were moving forward, Piss Boy met Sir.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Just remember.... AJ is a member of an ancient and noble profession.

And he knows people.... you know. People. Who do things for packs of smokes. Just 'sayin.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[MtnCreek]

I heard A1J likes men. Discuss.