Re: "butt love"
Was a story I heard a couple years ago. This guys wife and kids went away for the day to a zoo. He had recently gotten a new cell phone that vibrated. So he started to think that inserting it below on vibrated would be a good idea, so he does it, and then keeps calling himself. From what I heard was that, something shaped such as a cell phone gets up there far enough, it can go up and not come out.
So the vibrating made it go up, and while the guy was trying to get his jollys, it went up far enough it started to hurt, the more it vibrated the further it went up.s
He finally realized that he couldnt get it out and had to go to the ER. Well he stupidly left his wife a note sayinng that he went to the hospital. Well they got home and she called him. Everytime she would it would put him on the floor in excrusiating pain and make hime convulse or spaz out. Being as she didnt get an answer she would call back again. She would keep calling and he would keep convulsing. It went on like this for about 3 hrs in the ER until they finally got him into xrays. Still there, it was still working. Shed call, hed spaz.
She didnt know what hospital it was so she couldnt go find him, and they finally had to surgically remove it. The xrays got passed all over from hospital to hospital how the story goes.
