Re: Can you add to this?
Pack along an economy size jar of Vicks, I mean, one can never have too much personal lubrication, can one; besides he likes the scent and just get tickled pink (pinker...?) with the delayed effect the Vicks has upon his randomly chosen beloveds...
But returning to the chase...
Hubert, currently sliding inverted down through 180mph after wiping out by inadvertently traversing Mikey's slime trail, turned to the sheep he had subsequently picked up as a rear passenegr, and quipped...,"...WTF!!, I thought it was an expansion joint..., and who are you..., and are you busy this evening, and..., and..., OH S**T, here comes...".