Maggie’s Can you add to this?

[Guest]

For this to work right you must start where the last guy left off,...then stop at a point for the next guy to put the next twist into the story. Here we go,......
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While preforming my roving guard duty's at Elgin A.F.B. in Florida one rainy cold night in February 2003. I heard a strange noise coming from a Highly restricted area of the base that I did not have clearance to enter. I tried in vane to locate the guard for that post, but about to give up I seen,............

 

[S1]

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two guys placing Cuban Military Markings on a MH-53J Pave Low III......

 

[gofish]

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..anxiously sitting in the pilot's seat throwing toggle switches was a 2-star in drag and spiked heels, topped with a red wig and waving a mop. A Fidel Castro lookalike was running across the tarmac dressed in a diaper and holding a turban...

 

[demarpaint]

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The Castro look alike reached down his diaper and pulled out a ..............

 

[WillAdams]

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Klinton voodoo doll(either one) and proceded to ...

 

[Romad]

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rub the doll against his chest proclaiming.....

 

[NGM]

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...he is the one true God, and only he shall be worshipped or....

 

[jimhodge]

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He would tattoo a likeness of Hillery Clinton on your upper thigh so when you.......

 

[Joe Stansbury]

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...pulled down your pants you would see....

 

[Balldboy]

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...a reason to "Pee" them without...

 

[NLS36]

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having a full bladder, seeing that on your leg would make you want to______

 

[GunnFixr]

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...gouge out your own eyeballs...

 

[Loe]

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.....with broken chop sticks and then throw them at.....

 

[RCD]

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...a lifesize Linda Tripp blow-up doll. Anyways, I promptly flicked off the safety on my....

 

[demarpaint]

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AR-10 and_________

 

[Red_SC]

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Moved closer to investigate. Without warning, ...

 

[Hutch]

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...I stepped in a flaming bag of dog poo...

 

[Blackdog]

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...I extinguished the fire and smeared the remaining dung on my face as camouflage...

 

[Switchblade]

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Then silently approached the big orange cooler of green 'bugjuice'... :firedevil:

 

[Agunner012]

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Poured myself a shot and said..........

 

[Guest]

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Beam me up Scottie,...but then as I looked across the tarmac I spotted a faint glimpse of a South American ____________

 

[SteelyEyes]

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3 toed sloth armed with an MP5 and several grenades.

 

[nightrider]

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....flapping his arms and screaming "ESTOY EL MAGNIFICO HOMBRE DE POLLO!!!" (I AM THE MAGNIFISANT CHICKEN MAN!!) while he was chasing....

 

[Joe Stansbury]

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...the ghostly image of Colonel Sanders...

 

[SteelyEyes]

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Who was riding roman style on the backs of two armadillos.

 

[Hutch]

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....I pulled up my rifle and took steady aim....

 

[Agunner012]

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Then all of a sudden................

 

[green 788]

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That damned Clinton voodoo doll started biting me on my ankle, screaming___

 

[Agunner012]

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I just saw my so called wife Hillary...........

 

[green 788]

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..and Janet Reno...

 

[Agunner012]

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In..............

 

[amtmn]

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...Gen. Wesley Clarke's underwear drawer holding up a pair of...

 

[Red_SC]

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blue suede shoes and ...

 

[Guest]

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a photo of L.B.J. having self relations, while holding a photo of Jackie O., but to my surprise the other photo he was looking at was..........

 

[Stillwater]

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His Blue Suede shoes ...

 

[nightrider]

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being worn by Pablo Escabar. so I....

 

[Loe]

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Thought to my self.....

 

[Agunner012]

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What a ................

 

[Hutch]

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......great time for a swim and a cup of tea...

 

[Guest]

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But before I could boil the water, that Exlax that I took yesterday started to kick in, I was running to the back fourty to dump when I stumbled on to a string that was attached to a.......

 

[Joe Stansbury]

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... kite. I soon realized that this was the one thing that I need to defeat the Castro look-a-like. I pulled on the kite string to see if...

 

[Red_SC]

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the South American three-toed sloth would notice. Instead, ...

 

[NLS36]

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... I pulled out a cigar and proceeded to....

 

[Agunner012]

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Look for Monica L______________.

 

[jimhodge]

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I thought to myself...no wonder Bill preferred her over the big "H" with kankles. As the bean lovin sloth came into view I.......

 

[RCD]

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...said "Enough of this B.S! It's time for some lead slingin!" I promptly emptied a 20 rounder into the 3 toed sloth, then quickly transfered to my Official Greg Langelius Autographed Model Ghost Dancer Sniper Rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time.(chambered in .260 of course) Dropping to prone I took deliberate aim at.....

 

[meichele]

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...the 3 toed sloth's buddie, and realized that it was...

 

[NLS36]

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...THAT IT WAS LOWLIGHT DRESSED IN DRAG (FORGOT HE DOES THAT EVERY SIX MONTHS OR SO JUST TO CHECK TO SEE IF HE LIKES IT OR NOT) LOOKING FOR ....

 

[NGM]

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...looking for Greg Langelius and the infamous Dancer (260 of course), who was....

 

[WillAdams]

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impersonating the "most dangerous military person" known ... a 2nd LT with map & ...