Maggie’s Can you add to this?

[B. Harvey]

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take her to a place Bill couldn't...

 

[Rags_DFW]

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...the Presidency. Now all she wanted was a big supreme burrito from ...

 

[Hannibal]

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Taco Johns. She knew that Nacy Pelosi worked at the one down the street where she turned tricks and made the best picante sauce north of the border when she wasn't in DC posing for the camera...

 

[IDOLAN]

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on her knees servicing...

 

[Big Bo]

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the house party members.........

 

[Kinsman]

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except Barney, who helped her.....

 

[LOBO]

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with her sex change.

 

[One_Feather]

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But never finished because she had a...

 

[Slickrick0999]

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fat...

 

[STANDHUNTER]

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joint that was in her pocket that they smoked b4 they decided to...

 

[Rags_DFW]

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... roll onto join the Woodsboro Babtist Church and ....

 

[Big Bo]

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scream Woodstock, mother fuckers, Woodstock.

 

[uncaged]

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and were promptly thrown out by the Secret Order of the Camo Nuns of the Great Rifle who had taken refuge there after being...

 

[Raven 6]

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.. scratched by a three legged cat, who had been nearby, while they were smoking the...

 

[The Mechanic]

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the pole while Nancy was getting a face full of botox in her....

 

[Demon]

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Van down by the river....

 

[SteveHACS]

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..after beating the three legged cat with a used cigar.. Suddenly..

 

[auger]

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There was aloud bang from the van, the rear passenger side wheel had exploded, as the smoke cleared a number of ...........

 

[HitEmHard]

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...5-armed, one-eyed Klingons wearing only shotgun bandoleers and...

 

[critter capper]

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condoms... and then the mexicans sprung from the river.....

 

[robert weaver]

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until critter capper got ahold of the and popped a cap in them all.......................

 

[critter capper]

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With his Tec-9... and stole their women.....

 

[montana13]

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who feared rape more than death, so they....

 

[One_Feather]

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Turned into Tom Cruise and married so nobody would suspect he was....

 

[CLAYMAN90]

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living a secret life, but was really Jeff Gordon in drag......

 

[Kinsman]

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...but, no!Jeff Gordon don't drag, he just turns left and goes round till...

 

[alreadygone]

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the Mexicans got across the Rio and dropped a HUGE bribe on,,,

 

[mrmildot]

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..Barack Hussein Obama, who nobody had heard of until this time, but was certain to...

 

[jrhammons]

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become a Branch Davidian but ...

 

[maxx]

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they toasted to compound and he went back to

 

[BillCominos]

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digging his keys into the side of Hillary's pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive

 

[shooter65]

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I recieved two flat tires when

 

[USGUNWORKS]

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I realized I left my tire iron in

 

[Megacab]

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the lugnuts of the right rear tire when I pulled out into

 

[ChorusD]

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the middle of a democratic presidential debate and...

 

[bra260]

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Dropped a load on the podium due to...

 

[Fighthard]

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my contractual obligation with the RNC, who had supplied me with creme fresh and indigo for my secret exchange with the ...

 

[crumpmd]

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Bitch who is doing the nasty with Hillary. She said...

 

[shooter65]

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wow, you are hung like a buffalo and you

 

[investorsc]

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smell like one too!... What I'd really like to do with you is ...........

 

[RAF2]

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Is lick your feet and then suck on....

 

[shorse]

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Napalm. It sticks to kids...

 

[shooter65]

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and evaporates politicians into

 

[Megacab]

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cinnamon toast, which I happen to have had with

 

[shorse]

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Texas farmer's daughters

 

[wnroscoe]

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On their wedding day, right after I did their.........

 

[shooter65]

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best friend, sister, and

 

[investorsc]

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Mother! What I did next was...

 

[HitEmHard]

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...unbelievable. It all started that Saturday night,

 

[wnroscoe]

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When the girls dad walked in, caught me in the down stroke and said.............