Canjun and Alligator

michael sr.

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A Cajun walks into a bar with

A pet alligator by his side.



He puts the alligator up on the bar.

He turns to the astonished patrons.



"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.



Then the gator will close his

Mouth for one minute.



"Then he'll open his mouth

And I'll remove my unit unscathed.

In return for witnessing this

Spectacle,

Each of you will buy me a drink."





The crowd murmured their approval.



The man stood up on the bar,

Dropped his trousers,

And placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.



The gator closed his mouth

As the crowd gasped.

After a minute,

The man grabbed a beer

bottle and smacked the

Alligator hard on the top of

its head.



The gator opened his mouth

And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.



The crowd cheered,

And the first of his free

Drinks were delivered.








The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."



A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.



A Blonde woman timidly

Spoke up..........

"I'll try it -

Just don't hit me so hard

with the beer bottle!"
 
Re: Canjun and Alligator

A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

Here is your first question, the foreman said. 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.'

<span style="font-style: italic">'Without numbers?'</span> The Cajun says, <span style="font-style: italic">'Dat is easy.'</span> And proceeds to draw three trees.

'What's this?' the boss asks

<span style="font-style: italic">'Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,' says the Cajun. </span>

'Fair enough,' says the boss. 'Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.'

The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree.<span style="font-style: italic">'Ere you go.'</span>

The boss scratches his head and says, 'How on earth do you get that to represent 99?
<span style="font-style: italic">
'Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99.'</span>

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, 'All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.'

The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, <span style="font-style: italic">'Ere you go. One hundred.'</span>

The boss looks at the attempt. 'You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!'

The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, <span style="font-style: italic">'A little dog come along and poop by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which make one hundred.' </span>


The Cajun is the new supervisor