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Careful, Proof That P90x Will Turn You Gay...
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If it turns you gay while sculpting your body, can you fall in love with yourself?
Maybe they're more devious than you thought...It could be another marketing ploy!
If it turns you gay while sculpting your body, can you fall in love with yourself?
Maybe they're more devious than you thought...It could be another marketing ploy!
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If it's a realistic journalism entry then that's sad....if it's a very sarcastic and attempt to be funny, than I LOL'd
If it's a realistic journalism entry then that's sad....if it's a very sarcastic and attempt to be funny, than I LOL'd
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I loved reading the comments at the bottom of the article because they have a hard believing it is true either. I am pretty sure that all of us that have used P90x are ok and are not going to turn gay anytime soon
But if I find Tony Horton sexy - oh no, it is happening it must be subliminal. But, I do also think some of the chicks are hot too so...ok, I am coming back now. I need to spend more time in the Motivational Thread since the Hot Girlfriends thread has gone away. Pics of hot models will bring me back.
I loved reading the comments at the bottom of the article because they have a hard believing it is true either. I am pretty sure that all of us that have used P90x are ok and are not going to turn gay anytime soon
But if I find Tony Horton sexy - oh no, it is happening it must be subliminal. But, I do also think some of the chicks are hot too so...ok, I am coming back now. I need to spend more time in the Motivational Thread since the Hot Girlfriends thread has gone away. Pics of hot models will bring me back.
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Son of a... I suppose you've brought the gay to Sniper's Hide, JRose. It started with your P90X journey and now others have started popping up. I only hope that I can maintain heterosexuality and keep the thoughts of Tony at bay when not working out.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dogman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It's the religious Onion. </div></div>
^This. The whole site is full of hilarious satire.
Son of a... I suppose you've brought the gay to Sniper's Hide, JRose. It started with your P90X journey and now others have started popping up. I only hope that I can maintain heterosexuality and keep the thoughts of Tony at bay when not working out.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dogman</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It's the religious Onion. </div></div>
^This. The whole site is full of hilarious satire.
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I'm not saying that I've went full butt sexx since finishing P90x, but I will say that I have never looked better in ass-less chaps...
I'm not saying that I've went full butt sexx since finishing P90x, but I will say that I have never looked better in ass-less chaps...
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" If Satan had a Pilates instructor it would be Tony Horton"
Hahaha that's great
" If Satan had a Pilates instructor it would be Tony Horton"
Hahaha that's great
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JRose</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm not saying that I've went full butt sexx since finishing P90x, but I will say that I have never looked better in ass-less chaps... </div></div>
I thought all chaps where pretty much ass-less, has anyone ever seen chaps that aren't ass-less?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JRose</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm not saying that I've went full butt sexx since finishing P90x, but I will say that I have never looked better in ass-less chaps... </div></div>
I thought all chaps where pretty much ass-less, has anyone ever seen chaps that aren't ass-less?
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Well.......... thank you so much for this article.... I have had P90X for about a year and a half now... it just been sitting on the shelf starting at me, calling my name to get my big ass off the couch and put it in the dvd player...... But thanks to this article, it is staying on the shelf, Cause I dont want to turn into a Butt Pirate!!!!
Well.......... thank you so much for this article.... I have had P90X for about a year and a half now... it just been sitting on the shelf starting at me, calling my name to get my big ass off the couch and put it in the dvd player...... But thanks to this article, it is staying on the shelf, Cause I dont want to turn into a Butt Pirate!!!!
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Damn you to hell JRose!! Do you have any idea how much time I've wasted and have yet to waste reading articles and comments on that site?!?!?!
good find my man...lol
Damn you to hell JRose!! Do you have any idea how much time I've wasted and have yet to waste reading articles and comments on that site?!?!?!
good find my man...lol
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The only people who want bulging biceps or a tuckus that you could bounce silver dollars off of, are those who have the sexual deviance of a homosexual sinner</div></div>
Ha! That was funnY!
That is a severely right wing whacko church - if they were in charge we'd be all living like Taliban!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The only people who want bulging biceps or a tuckus that you could bounce silver dollars off of, are those who have the sexual deviance of a homosexual sinner</div></div>
Ha! That was funnY!
That is a severely right wing whacko church - if they were in charge we'd be all living like Taliban!
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This is why most P90X users used to be fat or they target the <span style="text-decoration: underline">ugly, Mexicans, fans of emo music and video gamers,</span> because they all have one thing in common, no life and no self esteem.</div></div>
Wow, I kinda look Mexican but If I'm going to be lumped into "the gay" just cause I'm a little more brown than your average "Toms Harry Dick"...I'm switching to "Insanity" REAL QUICK lol.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This is why most P90X users used to be fat or they target the <span style="text-decoration: underline">ugly, Mexicans, fans of emo music and video gamers,</span> because they all have one thing in common, no life and no self esteem.</div></div>
Wow, I kinda look Mexican but If I'm going to be lumped into "the gay" just cause I'm a little more brown than your average "Toms Harry Dick"...I'm switching to "Insanity" REAL QUICK lol.
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P90X is specifically designed NOT to turn you gay. That's why they use porn stars in it. Its a science.
http://www.fitbomb.com/2010/07/marens-into-more-than-just-german.html
P90X is specifically designed NOT to turn you gay. That's why they use porn stars in it. Its a science.
http://www.fitbomb.com/2010/07/marens-into-more-than-just-german.html
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Dammit, DamnYuppie, I was going to say that. lol.
Wow! Complex journalizm, err I mean ism? And, gee; I've dined in many restaurants from here to East Africa and East India, and between, and although there might have been gays present, I've yet to stumble into a "gay" restaurant. I have been to gay clubs, but unfortunately none of them served food I'd eat, much less gourmet food. What an idiot. Wow!
Guns aren't dangerous, but wing nuts like this guy are.
Dammit, DamnYuppie, I was going to say that. lol.
Wow! Complex journalizm, err I mean ism? And, gee; I've dined in many restaurants from here to East Africa and East India, and between, and although there might have been gays present, I've yet to stumble into a "gay" restaurant. I have been to gay clubs, but unfortunately none of them served food I'd eat, much less gourmet food. What an idiot. Wow!
Guns aren't dangerous, but wing nuts like this guy are.
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I'm gonna keep my eyes on my buddy next time Horton has me in the "downward dog"!
Judging by some of the comments at the end of the "joke" I have to say that we have some really delusional folks out there.
I'm gonna keep my eyes on my buddy next time Horton has me in the "downward dog"!
Judging by some of the comments at the end of the "joke" I have to say that we have some really delusional folks out there.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: marksmatter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">P90X is specifically designed NOT to turn you gay. That's why they use porn stars in it. Its a science.
http://www.fitbomb.com/2010/07/marens-into-more-than-just-german.html </div></div>
I _knew_ there was a reason I liked her.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: marksmatter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">P90X is specifically designed NOT to turn you gay. That's why they use porn stars in it. Its a science.
http://www.fitbomb.com/2010/07/marens-into-more-than-just-german.html </div></div>
I _knew_ there was a reason I liked her.
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I wasn't sure if this was serious until I saw the link in the righthand column:
http://christwire.org/2011/11/51-christian-friendly-words-for-anal-sex/
Best by far, #40, "Angering the corn dragon".
I wasn't sure if this was serious until I saw the link in the righthand column:
http://christwire.org/2011/11/51-christian-friendly-words-for-anal-sex/
Best by far, #40, "Angering the corn dragon".
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Anyone looking at the new MMA style workout from Tapout? It looks similar to p90 but of course different too
Anyone looking at the new MMA style workout from Tapout? It looks similar to p90 but of course different too
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