Their English is getting significantly better as well. This looks like someone who actually knows how things work.
I hope they step in dog shit today, it makes them slide down and they strike their head on a rock in their yard. As they lie there bleeding out, I hope their aerobic system kicks on and sprays them with piss water to the point that it feels like waterboarding. As they slowly fade, I want the local fire ants to take over and finish off the job slowly from inside out.
Good morning and happy Tuesday to everyone else.