Chest rigs ?

[jdh4376]

Just wondering what some of yalls thoughts are . I am wanting something durable for a shtf situation . I want something with a holster ,pistol mag pouches, ar mag pouches,and a few pockets for other items. I have know idea what brands to look for or stay away from .Thanks for any help.

 

[Victory]

Re: Chest rigs ?

I would suggest getting a poncho first and foremost. Poncho's are going to be like gold when SHTF. Keeps you warm and you can hide a lot of stuff under one. Think Marty Mcfly in Back to the Future, but a lot sexier.

2nd thing needed is going to need is Zombie rounds. You better have those for your SHTF rifle. Oh, and a chainsaw for that bad boy.

3rd. Viagra, and lots of it because when SHTF, all rules are off. You are going to be banging so many bitches it's not even funny. Someone has to repopulate, might as well be the stud in the poncho and chainsaw gun.

4th. This is were a plate carrier or vest comes in. You need the biggest most durable one that will fit under that badass poncho. It has to have pouches for zombie rounds, chainsaw oil, and viagra. I like TAG, but they seem like a bunch of bitches lately by not making SHTF specific gear. Same for tactical tailor. As for plates, go with AR500 steel. There is going to be a lot of people after your chainsaw oil and viagra since all they thought about was zombie rounds. This steel will protect you from most rounds. Let all the dumb asses buy ceramic plates that won't take 100 hits from a 7.62, they will all be dead in a few days.

5th. Throwing stars, or shuriken as us in the know call them. You are going to have to do some sneaky ninja shit at times. Zombie rounds and chainsaws will give you away. Shuriken give you the element of surprise.

6th. Sun Tzu and a Ranger handbook so you can work on your tactics once your harem of ho's milk dries up from feeding all the babies and before they are ready to breed again. You need to stager your rotation on the ho's so you will always have an Army of dry ho's to help fight. I could go on more about the ho rotation, but you seem like a bright guy.

There is a lot more I could say, but I need to head to my under ground dojo to work on my shuriken skills. I'll try to answer any ? I can later.

 

[matthias]

Re: Chest rigs ?

victory - damn you. i dont care who you are ,that's some funny shit right there

messed up larry the cable guy quote.

 

[Veer_G]

Re: Chest rigs ?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: matthias</div><div class="ubbcode-body">victory - damn you. that's some funny shit right there i dont care who you are </div></div>

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[Blackhawk41]

Re: Chest rigs ?

BDS tactical or HSGI

 

[VJJPunisher]

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Everything victory says is gospel in a shtf scenario. One thing i'd add as an alternative to the poncho is using a woobee instead, but cut a hole in it for your head and wear it pancho villa style with a rope belt, this will keep you warm at night and makes you look like mother fucking Rambo, the first movie that was all retarded. No one will fuck with a guy who looks like Rambo wearing a pancho villa woobee and ar500 plate vest after the pockyclips. Another thing is maybe look for a vest with custom claymore sword scabbard sewn into the back, I mean who won't give you their fuel and ammo when mother fucking Duncan mcloud of clan mcloud Rambo says gimme your shit bitch, right?

 

[Switchblade]

Re: Chest rigs ?

https://uspalm.com/products/armor/us-palm-defender-handgun.html

 

[Graham]

Re: Chest rigs ?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: victory</div><div class="ubbcode-body">3rd. Viagra, and lots of it because when SHTF, all rules are off. You are going to be banging so many bitches it's not even funny.</div></div>

 

[BDunn]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Everything victory says is gospel in a shtf scenario. One thing i'd add as an alternative to the poncho is using a woobee instead, but cut a hole in it for your head and wear it pancho villa style with a rope belt, this will keep you warm at night and makes you look like mother fucking Rambo, the first movie that was all retarded. No one will fuck with a guy who looks like Rambo wearing a pancho villa woobee and ar500 plate vest after the pockyclips. Another thing is maybe look for a vest with custom claymore sword scabbard sewn into the back, I mean who won't give you their fuel and ammo when mother fucking Duncan mcloud of clan mcloud Rambo says gimme your shit bitch, right? </div></div>

You owe me a new keyboard...

 

[VJJPunisher]

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Awsome piece of intel bump

 

[Ring Bearer]

Re: Chest rigs ?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: victory</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I would suggest getting a poncho first and foremost. Poncho's are going to be like gold when SHTF. Keeps you warm and you can hide a lot of stuff under one. Think Marty Mcfly in Back to the Future, but a lot sexier.

2nd thing needed is going to need is Zombie rounds. You better have those for your SHTF rifle. Oh, and a chainsaw for that bad boy.

3rd. Viagra, and lots of it because when SHTF, all rules are off. You are going to be banging so many bitches it's not even funny. Someone has to repopulate, might as well be the stud in the poncho and chainsaw gun.

4th. This is were a plate carrier or vest comes in. You need the biggest most durable one that will fit under that badass poncho. It has to have pouches for zombie rounds, chainsaw oil, and viagra. I like TAG, but they seem like a bunch of bitches lately by not making SHTF specific gear. Same for tactical tailor. As for plates, go with AR500 steel. There is going to be a lot of people after your chainsaw oil and viagra since all they thought about was zombie rounds. This steel will protect you from most rounds. Let all the dumb asses buy ceramic plates that won't take 100 hits from a 7.62, they will all be dead in a few days.

5th. Throwing stars, or shuriken as us in the know call them. You are going to have to do some sneaky ninja shit at times. Zombie rounds and chainsaws will give you away. Shuriken give you the element of surprise.

6th. Sun Tzu and a Ranger handbook so you can work on your tactics once your harem of ho's milk dries up from feeding all the babies and before they are ready to breed again. You need to stager your rotation on the ho's so you will always have an Army of dry ho's to help fight. I could go on more about the ho rotation, but you seem like a bright guy.

There is a lot more I could say, but I need to head to my under ground dojo to work on my shuriken skills. I'll try to answer any ? I can later. </div></div>

 

[Donut]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Another thing is maybe look for a vest with custom claymore sword scabbard sewn into the back, I mean who won't give you their fuel and ammo when mother fucking Duncan mcloud of clan mcloud Rambo says gimme your shit bitch, right? </div></div>

Not to split hairs, but Duncan carried a Japanese sword. But a sword with a screaming dragon on the end of it is even more intimidating than a Claymore. Especially if you have the ponytail thing going on, too.

 

[Creature]

Re: Chest rigs ?

Eagle SKD Universal chest rig

 

[cover-me]

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lol a must read

 

[Jig Stick]

Re: Chest rigs ?

dont forget the copenhagen

 

[Veer_G]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jig Stick</div><div class="ubbcode-body">dont forget the copenhagen </div></div>

Spit in that bush if it moves ...

 

[Tactical_Tom]

Re: Chest rigs ?

Chest rigs are for swat and other entry forces. They suck in terms of mobility maneuverability and profile. Belt rigs are better but still to constraining. Real men need to be able to go prone and shoot. A Bandoleer or sling type bag is much more appropriate.