And I'm not even going to bring their faggot cuck of a bitch ass CEO who I would simply walk by, punch in the dick, and keep walking, if I ever saw.
All fast food, and most restaurant food is just fucking awful in general; but Chick Fil A is just fucking garbage.
That chicken sandwich, their flagship thing, is horrible. The outside is like its heavily panko breaded and hard (and either cold, or 1670 degrees) yet the meat inside is always a total different temperature as well as a completely different texture. It's like biting into a fucking jelly filled gobstopper that is then abrasive on your tongue and mouth as you fucking eat it. It's also always a weird fucking lumpy shape and you can feel the pasted together chicken meat trying to come apart in sections while attempting to eat this thing; I'm under the impression the weird 'hard' coating to it isn't there for flavor/texture/whatever, but instead to encapsulate the gross solid meat paste art project inside that also has a chance of greeting you with water when you bite into it and I can only guess has about the same texture as swallowing horse jizz. I wouldn't know, but we can definetly get a confirmation of this once we ask @Bigfatcock.
To top that off, the fucking space blanket wrapper they put it in not only doesn't fucking do anything because thefree slave labor white mormon kids who work there for free on their Mission don't ever actually fucking close it, but it still manages to trap juuuuuuuussst enough of the heat from overcooking the shit out of the 'breaded' meat paste patty in it to ensure that the pathetically boring bun they put on this thing is completely fucking damp, soggy and looks like someone stepped on it on purpose. Yum.
You're gross chicken sandwich. Go home. I'm not even going to even mention your poor attempt at fries because I don't think Frank has enough bandwith for me to outline just how fucking ashamed of yourselves you need to be.
Everything else on the menu is some other rendition of this shitty sandwich or some pathetically anorexic chicken tenders that lack anything resembeling flavor that there should be an actual law passed that you are required to receive 2 dipping sauces per chicken tender.
Fuck, even their dipping sauces are fucking lame. How do you fuck up what BBQ sauce tastes like? How is this fucking even possible? I mean, their entire sauce selection line up is about as exciting as Mitt Romney's senior class pictures, but holy fuck people.
Finally, have you ever been to a Chick fil a and didn't have to wait like you were at the fucking DMV? The lines you see coming out of the drive thrus aren't due to popular demand as people would think, no, its from people still waiting for breakfast at fucking lunch time.
Oh, and that sandwich/'fries'/drink meal is like 1300 calories or some shit, you bunch of fucking fatasses.
Fight me.
All fast food, and most restaurant food is just fucking awful in general; but Chick Fil A is just fucking garbage.
That chicken sandwich, their flagship thing, is horrible. The outside is like its heavily panko breaded and hard (and either cold, or 1670 degrees) yet the meat inside is always a total different temperature as well as a completely different texture. It's like biting into a fucking jelly filled gobstopper that is then abrasive on your tongue and mouth as you fucking eat it. It's also always a weird fucking lumpy shape and you can feel the pasted together chicken meat trying to come apart in sections while attempting to eat this thing; I'm under the impression the weird 'hard' coating to it isn't there for flavor/texture/whatever, but instead to encapsulate the gross solid meat paste art project inside that also has a chance of greeting you with water when you bite into it and I can only guess has about the same texture as swallowing horse jizz. I wouldn't know, but we can definetly get a confirmation of this once we ask @Bigfatcock.
To top that off, the fucking space blanket wrapper they put it in not only doesn't fucking do anything because the
You're gross chicken sandwich. Go home. I'm not even going to even mention your poor attempt at fries because I don't think Frank has enough bandwith for me to outline just how fucking ashamed of yourselves you need to be.
Everything else on the menu is some other rendition of this shitty sandwich or some pathetically anorexic chicken tenders that lack anything resembeling flavor that there should be an actual law passed that you are required to receive 2 dipping sauces per chicken tender.
Fuck, even their dipping sauces are fucking lame. How do you fuck up what BBQ sauce tastes like? How is this fucking even possible? I mean, their entire sauce selection line up is about as exciting as Mitt Romney's senior class pictures, but holy fuck people.
Finally, have you ever been to a Chick fil a and didn't have to wait like you were at the fucking DMV? The lines you see coming out of the drive thrus aren't due to popular demand as people would think, no, its from people still waiting for breakfast at fucking lunch time.
Oh, and that sandwich/'fries'/drink meal is like 1300 calories or some shit, you bunch of fucking fatasses.
Fight me.
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