I appreciate the cleanliness of their restaurants near me. The people who work there are always kind. Their food is meh.
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I think it involves three seashells???What happens when Taco Bell wins the restaurant wars?
That was a shitty sci-fi. Buttfuckers is the restaurant of the future.What happens when Taco Bell wins the restaurant wars?
You either haven't been in a hooters in 15 yrs or the hooters up there are a lot better than around here.I will say this... Chick-Fil-a makes sure that the pickles on their sandwiches never touch each other.
Just like God intended.
I’ll stick with Hooters. I like the owl theme.
Cheers, Sirhr
The talent up here is awful. But the wings at the one I go to rock. And at my age, I am more interested in good wings and talking frogs.You either haven't been in a hooters in 15 yrs or the hooters up there are a lot better than around here.
That was a shitty sci-fi. Buttfuckers is the restaurant of the future.
The CFA in Clackamas is always packed out blocking traffic. I never go there but once I tried and the line was lightning fast. I don’t wait in line for stuff so I avoid it.
The CFA in Beaverton almost never has more than a car or two in the line. I stop in there for a spicy chicken sammich if I’m in the area.
Popeyes Spicy chicken sandwich is better in every way and there is never a wait at any of the few locations in the area.
You eat possum?!? I had one that I found as a baby (Momma died I guess). I carried around in my hair (I was a weird kid and grandma FREAKED when she saw "THAT RAT!" all nestled up) and bottle feed it until it healthy and turned it loose. Back then we left the doors open at and every once in a while I would hear this "Keek, keek, keek" sound under my bed and there it was. They are pretty damn smart. Now that I live in AR I give them a pass just cuz they eat so many ticks!Hey, possum is good eating so long as it has not been in the garbage. I take offence at it being compared to fast food, how do I boycott you?
Never saw a German that didn't enjoy gobbling hot sausage. I have a bunch of well worn VHS as evidence.The German prefers Wiener schnitzel.
Change my mind.
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I'm sure more folks get shot over malt liquor than Pinot noir, but that doesn't make Pinot noir less desirable.How many people ever got shot fighting over a Chick -Fil- A sandwich?
Exactly.
Popeyes' Spicy chicken or GTFO.
I had to Mad Max my way out of the Target car park the weekend the Beaverton CFA opened.
I'm sure more folks get shot over malt liquor than Pinot noir, but that doesn't make Pinot noir less desirable.
Pollo Loco rocks, so does 5 Guys.All fast food, and most restaurant food is just fucking awful in general; but Chick Fil A is just fucking garbage.
Pollo Loco rocks, so does 5 Guys.
Only fast food more over hyped than Chick-Fil-A, is In-n-Out Burger.
I used to travel a shitload so I really understand about the "local" thing.
Chick-fil-a is good quality food in the deep south.
Don't try it in New Mexico, or west of there.....they don't understand fried chicken in the west.
Pickles on a chicken sandwich ? wtf, I did not order tuna salad......or, if I'm in the west, did I ?
Tacos and burritos are fantastic in southern california, don't try them in Iowa or the surrounding states, something is missing in translation.
If you can't see the ocean from where you are, the seafood is going to suck.....I don't need to hear "but it's flown in daily".
Do you somehow think seafood walks onto the plane and then steps off ? Nope, add at least 2 days to that trip and that means not fresh.
Bar-B-Que...
Texas for brisket and (beef) ribs
Arkansas, Tennessee, for pulled pork and pork ribs (they actually know what Ozark Hickory is).
Carolina, Georgia, for whole hog and vinegar based sauce.
Haven't seen anything in KC that is top notch ..... YMMV.
So, if you went to Chick-fil-a in say Oregon, or expected good seafood in Ohio....
It's your fucking fault.
Anyone that understands food knew this MANY years ago...great that you have caught on....And I'm not even going to bring their faggot cuck of a bitch ass CEO who I would simply walk by, punch in the dick, and keep walking, if I ever saw.
All fast food, and most restaurant food is just fucking awful in general; but Chick Fil A is just fucking garbage.
That chicken sandwich, their flagship thing, is horrible. The outside is like its heavily panko breaded and hard (and either cold, or 1670 degrees) yet the meat inside is always a total different temperature as well as a completely different texture. It's like biting into a fucking jelly filled gobstopper that is then abrasive on your tongue and mouth as you fucking eat it. It's also always a weird fucking lumpy shape and you can feel the pasted together chicken meat trying to come apart in sections while attempting to eat this thing; I'm under the impression the weird 'hard' coating to it isn't there for flavor/texture/whatever, but instead to encapsulate the gross solid meat paste art project inside that also has a chance of greeting you with water when you bite into it and I can only guess has about the same texture as swallowing horse jizz. I wouldn't know, but we can definetly get a confirmation of this once we ask @Bigfatcock.
To top that off, the fucking space blanket wrapper they put it in not only doesn't fucking do anything because thefree slave laborwhite mormon kids who work there for free on their Mission don't ever actually fucking close it, but it still manages to trap juuuuuuuussst enough of the heat from overcooking the shit out of the 'breaded' meat paste patty in it to ensure that the pathetically boring bun they put on this thing is completely fucking damp, soggy and looks like someone stepped on it on purpose. Yum.
You're gross chicken sandwich. Go home. I'm not even going to even mention your poor attempt at fries because I don't think Frank has enough bandwith for me to outline just how fucking ashamed of yourselves you need to be.
Everything else on the menu is some other rendition of this shitty sandwich or some pathetically anorexic chicken tenders that lack anything resembeling flavor that there should be an actual law passed that you are required to receive 2 dipping sauces per chicken tender.
Fuck, even their dipping sauces are fucking lame. How do you fuck up what BBQ sauce tastes like? How is this fucking even possible? I mean, their entire sauce selection line up is about as exciting as Mitt Romney's senior class pictures, but holy fuck people.
Finally, have you ever been to a Chick fil a and didn't have to wait like you were at the fucking DMV? The lines you see coming out of the drive thrus aren't due to popular demand as people would think, no, its from people still waiting for breakfast at fucking lunch time.
Oh, and that sandwich/'fries'/drink meal is like 1300 calories or some shit, you bunch of fucking fatasses.
Fight me.
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Literally anywhere else.Where ya gonna find better drive through fast food?
Scientific proof that Chick-fil-A is twice as delicious when eaten on the porch of a double wide.Garbage ass chicken.
Seriously ?Del Taco
Conversation over
Hit the non chain del tacos.I’ve been in SoCal my whole life. I’ll hit the local “bertos” (Jil, Hil) before Del Taco. Always wise to have a trailered porta potty when eating Del Taco. At least for me.
If you can't see the ocean from where you are, the seafood is going to suck.....I don't need to hear "but it's flown in daily".
Do you somehow think seafood walks onto the plane and then steps off ? Nope, add at least 2 days to that trip and that means not fresh.
Chick-fil-a is one of the only places that won't ruin the food with mayo.