My mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told her "a new butt." She said WHAT? What's wrong with yours? I told her mine has a crack and a hole in it. I didn't get a new one....
About drinking and driving during the holidays:
As the Holiday spirit has been flowing, and will continue over the the next couple of
weeks, I thought I should share this with you all.
I would like to relate an experience about drinking and driving.
As you well know, over the years some of us have been known to have
had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social
session. This past weekend I was at a said 'social session' with some
friends and had a few too many of whatever was being served, as well
as some rather nice cabernet.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did
something I've never done before - I took a bus home. I arrived home
safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have
never driven a bus before and am not even sure where I got it.
About drinking and driving during the holidays:
As the Holiday spirit has been flowing, and will continue over the the next couple of
weeks, I thought I should share this with you all.
I would like to relate an experience about drinking and driving.
As you well know, over the years some of us have been known to have
had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social
session. This past weekend I was at a said 'social session' with some
friends and had a few too many of whatever was being served, as well
as some rather nice cabernet.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did
something I've never done before - I took a bus home. I arrived home
safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have
never driven a bus before and am not even sure where I got it.
