Prove you wrong about what? That you're incapable of coherent thought or debate? Who gives a shit if Icke was a shitty sportscaster...that'd be like saying you suck at shooting because you were abused as a child. And before you draft up some long-winded, hyper aggressive response, let me just say I'm done responding to you....this thread isn't about Icke
- Promotional image from a YouTube video by David Icke
You introduced Icke to this thread, not me.
Icke is entirely appropriate to the conversation for many reasons, not the least of which is that his endless drivel is laden with conspiratorial anthropomorphism not unlike the title of this thread.
For those who don't know, Icke rose to notoriety for his theory that that an alien race of shape-shifting reptile people control the planet. The topic is garden variety conspiracy ejecta. But Icke enriches the topic with droning interpretations of Gnostic texts such as the Nag Hammadi, and meth induced cryptographical analysis of biblical Apocrypha like the Dead Sea Scrolls. Icke says these texts contain strong evidence that certain interdimensional reptilian higher vibrational beings of frequency, known as Archons, appear on Earth as humans (Illuminati), masking their true reptilian form.
I have to pause for a breath after re-reading that last sentence.
This barely scratches the surface. Icke rambles on about these lizard people for 517 pages in his tome,
The Biggest Secret. One thing conspiracists love is rambling. The more endless the rambling the greater the credence given to it. Following this success he gives us
The Trigger, which rambles on for 900 pages. That is to say, it contains 383 more units of credibility that the aforementioned work. Moreover, all of these words are given to us courtesy of God.
The Trigger is the basis for his video that I poked fun at. Actually, I poked fun at a lot more than the video.
This is the foundation upon which the counter position of @fistedcuck stands, or more likely, kneels.
I like to think that Icke wakes up from a night of heavy drinking and is incredulous at the stinking shit he wrote down the night before, and doubly so at the zeal with which people have lapped it up. I like to think this because it allows me room to suspect that he is a clever person with a sense of humor. But of course I am disappointed. Terribly so.