Hipster vegan madness?
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Your search history must be interesting.Cuddle these.
Oh good, they’re tenderizing my ribeyes
You probably do cuddle those.Cuddle these.
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I'm on it.
I'm bringing a cow back to the nursery from the ranch.
If any of you guys are out there hugging anyone else's cows but mine, I'll be pissed. I'll just need a clean covid test, so you don't get my cow sickthen hug away.
Hangover mondays are double the price.
Cash only.
No thanks. I have a rule that I don't cuddle cattle that won't fit through a head chute. Has worked for me so far.Free Cuddles. From the Bull, "Impact's Wizard""...not me.View attachment 7577389
That's cheating.I have a hydraulic powered assault cow cuddler.
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Most everyone "hates them" until they try them. Then they would cuddle some balls for some more.Where do these goofy Motherfuckers get off of the bus?
I wish she was around here when we brand, cut and give shots to our calves.
Fucking cunt would go into orbit, and I would bet she would not like what we have for lunch unless we could convince her that they really are oysters.
Do we have to bring our own stump, or is that provided for the initial “cuddling” fee?I'm on it.
I'm bringing a cow back to the nursery from the ranch.
If any of you guys are out there hugging anyone else's cows but mine, I'll be pissed. I'll just need a clean covid test, so you don't get my cow sickthen hug away.
Hangover mondays are double the price.
Cash only.
Look at all the money this sick basturd has spent to bangs heifers!I have a hydraulic powered assault cow cuddler.
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China is making great strides with their human male population by integrating more manly traits so their country will have strong positive traditional males to continue breeding; mean while in America men all over are cuddling cows because they are too afraid to kiss girls.....
I said I would rent them out to cuddle, please no tubesteak to the angus, fucking pervs, lolDo we have to bring our own stump, or is that provided for the initial “cuddling” fee?
asking for a “friend”
We don't have to flat out copy the ChiComs, but there are many aspects of running a country properly that we can adopt and implement here. The ChiComs are NOT leftists at all. They are hardcore authoritarian right. Nationalism, patriotism, 'China First', etc... And like the Imperial Romans, they value masculinity, masculine sports, and military themed popular culture. Archery, riflecraft, and MMA/traditional combat have made a huge comeback to their grade school and high school sports curriculums. If they allowed and encouraged civilian ownership of firearms, they would have been the international left's absolute worst nightmare. They are actually very close to Heinlein's novel version of the Terran Federation, but with more authoritarian features and no powered space-capable armor, yet...
Read this....
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Its not a history book more so a commentary on the decline of Western Civilization and why Chinas adoption of the masculine while we abandon it is the reason they will be....
Well the cuddling comes afterwards or so I've heard.I hear in Mexico they cuddle donkeys.
Now that's funnyOnce you are finished, don't forget to TIP your cow !
That one won't lay 'em on the side though, will it? The manual one we had on the ranch would do that. I fucking hated that work. I find it really hard to respect cows, don't know what it is, maybe it's just me. They're a lot like the humans of the animal world.I have a hydraulic powered assault cow cuddler.
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I bet you get kinky and break out the nose pliers. Sick fucker...I hug all mine at least once a year with a head gate.
Amateurs, we are way past cuddlin'.
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Angus? Wtf, I was thinking charolais! I’m out!I said I would rent them out to cuddle, please no tubesteak to the angus, fucking pervs, lol
Angus? Wtf, I was thinking charolais! I’m out!
Red angus was about to say something about it, but passed out in the rd.That's racist!! Bwaahaha
I all fairness, I’m sure many of us have spent more on a Friday night at the bar and wound up banging a less attractive heifer...Look at all the money this sick basturd has spent to bangs heifers!