Crayons For Jarheads

I heard that national guard troops in D.C are eating so many Crayons, Joe had to start coloring with colored pencils, and has now poked himself in the eye, and will start to wear an eye patch as a result. Not because he thinks he is a Pirate. Skwerl; out.
 
I hope it goes well for him.

Now somebody needs to invent the civilian equivalent of a .50 cal crate to shit through on emergencies during road trips. Collapsible of course, with 40mm grenade foam as the seat...

...Buddies who throw rocks at you and take pictures are not included.
 
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