Dallas Bachelor Party Ideas

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    Hey guys, need some help planning a bachelor party. My buddy that is getting married wants it in Dallas and wants to just go nucking futs. Only one rule, no strippers... Don't know why but whatever. He has morals or some shit... Whatever those are.
    So he's basically said he wants a night like the movie hangover, his words...

    Any suggestions for clubs, bars etc would be appreciated.
     
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    No strippers, Hugh! Well I've heard from numerous sources they have a club called Dicks in the Sticks. I'm sure he could wake up from a terrible hangover a a very sore ass! Lol! In sure he would really be able to go "nuts"!
     
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    Which hangover movie... fuck it lets just combine all of them... if I don't get laid at least twice as the best man i'll be extremely disappointed. We've already have some utterly retard stuff in store for him. Should be interesting, now I just need places to go.
     
    I dunno about the movie, but somewhere in the hotel room, well after the drinks have started pouring, there needs to be a table.

    On this table should be all manner of power tools, hammers, kitchen blenders, and a few tennis rackets. Then, ensure your wallet is secured, and stand back and watch the games begin. Everybody will have fun.

    You might want to also supply eye-protection. For deniability reasons, of course.
     
    I've never been into strippers but dancers....now they rule. Gather up some funds, call the local club and get 2 girls lined up for a late night at the hotel room dance party. Last B Party I went to, the $20s started raining........
     
    He said stripper which means one, but said nothing of strippers, which is plural.

    Shane since your going with a whole 'no regrets, family friendly' type of night here are my suggestions...

    Disneyland
    Disney World
    Chuck E. Cheese's
    Las Vegas
    Nearest Go Kart Track

    Or you could seriously just take him on a hog hunt, or some other type of hunt, and grill up the meat for dinner.
     
    He's down to party he just said no strippers. Jesus your guys weekends must consist of nothing but strippers and throwing twenties around.
    I want your guys' weekends! Ha

    He/the rest of us are looking for a good bar/club to go have a good time at, possibly a place where there are plenty of other bars/clubs around the area. I have zero problem finding women once out there, I've just never parties in Dallas and was seeing if there are any non keyboarding commando people out there that have been to Dallas and had a damn good time without strippers.

    However chick e cheese is definitely on the list, gotta get me some tickets and boucy balls to throw at strippers when I see them.
     
    He said stripper which means one, but said nothing of strippers, which is plural.

    Shane since your going with a whole 'no regrets, family friendly' type of night here are my suggestions...

    Disneyland
    Disney World
    Chuck E. Cheese's
    Las Vegas
    Nearest Go Kart Track

    Or you could seriously just take him on a hog hunt, or some other type of hunt, and grill up the meat for dinner.

    That place I mentioned earlier serves food. Club is called "dicks in the sticks", problem is their hotdogs taste like shit!
     
    Depending on what class of people you want to be around, here are just a few places. If you need more details, PM me.

    Uptown (several blocks of door to door bars on both sides of the street). Won't find any trashy hoes here.

    Lower greenvile ave/ Deep Elum.....lots of pubs/bars to hang out at all night.

    Addison area (North Dallas) Dukes, Pete's piano bar (a blast)

    Also, after 2am, the Clubhouse turns into Club Insomnia and rolls till 5am. The strippers are off duty, but alot stick around. Awesome place to go.

    If you need more details, PM me.
     
    Depending on what class of people you want to be around, here are just a few places. If you need more details, PM me.

    Uptown (several blocks of door to door bars on both sides of the street). Won't find any trashy hoes here.

    Lower greenvile ave/ Deep Elum.....lots of pubs/bars to hang out at all night.

    Addison area (North Dallas) Dukes, Pete's piano bar (a blast)

    Also, after 2am, the Clubhouse turns into Club Insomnia and rolls till 5am. The strippers are off duty, but alot stick around. Awesome place to go.

    If you need more details, PM me.

    Trevor is absolutely correct in all of his recommendations. Spent many nights doing the Lower Greenville and Deep Elum pub crawls. I would add The Dubliner for a must go if your into the Irish pub scene. Great music and awesome beer assortment.