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[kcbird]

Wisconsin Woman Put Dismembered Victim’s Head in Bucket After Meth-Fueled Sex Act: Cops

Brown County JailWarning: This story contains graphic descriptions of violence.A 24-year-old woman has been charged with the murder of a man whose body parts were found strewn about a Green Bay property and vehicle last week.A person living at the home summoned police on Feb. 23 after...

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I think this question is on all of our minds reading this story.

 

[MadDuner]

A "stabby" for sure.

I think the smart move would be to find another play toy instead.

 

[oneshot86]

That cray cray bitch ain't stabby nothing.
That bitch is all chop chop psycho

 

[37L1]

Only if you kill her first.

 

[MadDuner]

Only if you kill her first.

I hate it when they just lay there....

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Meth use + chains and choking toys... What can go wrong?

This kind of thing has happened frequently in NYC, New Jersey, and LA. The usual pattern were high earning salarymen, lawyers, CEOs, hospital execs, etc., who told their wives and children that they are going on a "business trip", but who were really meeting other men for cocaine fueled BDSM romps in 5 star hotels. Bodies usually found by hotel maids 3-10 hours after incident, and the other dudes always try to book it and are caught several states away...

 

[akmike47]

Looks like a dude in drag

 

[akmike47]

I hate it when they just lay there....

Ropes and pulleys?

 

[The D]

Yes. BUT, with several stipulations.

1) I’ve already had a vasectomy
2) I’m on absolutely no mood altering substances at all, not even coffee
3) I know the whereabouts of several weapons at all times
4) She has absolutely zero way to know my name or where I live

Once all these guarantees are met, we take a trip to pound town

 

[TheGerman]

When police asked her what had happened, Schabusiness replied, “That is a good question.”


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL my kind of crazy.

 

[FWoo45]

If you do, you’ll probably lose your dick, for one reason or another.

 

[kcbird]

I think this is a team effort. A buddy sytem if you will, for safety puposes.

 

[UKDslayer]

Common on, don't be so hard on her. Who here hasn't been a choker or chokee? She just didn't understand the choking efficiency/force magnification of the dog collar over hands.

The dismembering part I don't get though

 

[lariat]

Shes like a praying mantis. Off with your head!

 

[TheGerman]

So wait a minute. Is this the booking photo? Because in the report it says they were choking the shit out of each other with dog choke collars yet her neck doesn't have a single bruise or anything.

 

[madppcs]

Yep, Id be dead..

 

[hollowoutadime]

 

[acudaowner]

crazy and female trumps man in drag hands down . as long as she has always been a girl i could put up with a lot of crazy crap from it she might be wearing hand cuffs to bed every night and duck tape but I am ok with that as long as she don't snore . lol

 

[Im2bent]

Same chick sans make up?

 

[boomslang]

Looks like a dude in drag

Must have killed the guy because he found Captain Winky.

 

[hollowoutadime]

Same chick sans make up?

Tattoo.

 

[The D]

Must have killed the guy because he found Captain Winky.

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[zeroz]

Now that pic is looking a little more methy. Changing my vote.

 

[akmike47]

Still looks a little manly

 

[UKDslayer]

I hate it when they just lay there....

Apparently that's how she got the third degree nonconsensual sexual assault.

Sad that his mother had to find his head without the rest of him. Horrible.

 

[akmike47]

Apparently that's how she got the third degree nonconsensual sexual assault.

Sad that his mother had to find his head without the rest of him. Horrible.

I mean to be fair, the mother could have hated him. He was in her basement after all.

"Ugh, finally he moved out"

 

[candyx]

I dated her , she gives the best head .........

 

[akmike47]

I dated her , she gives the best head .........

Obviously not, she forgot the head completely.

However, her domination skills are to die for.

 

[oneshot86]

I dated her , she gives the best head .........

What was that old movie? 8 heads in a duffle bag?

She just changes it up, 1 head in a black bucket.

 

[candyx]

Com'on man regular sex is boring , you got try extremely dangerous deviant sexual trysts. If you make it out alive you have something to save in the spank bank.

 

[XikoPlavi]

She should be scalped. Horse dragged some. Then my dog mauls her face.

Then, be tied up to let it all get badly infected (cellulitis).

But make sure she stays alive as long as possible!!!

Or maybe skin her alive and make a lampshade out of her…hmmm so many options

 

[Porksboy]

He forgot the safe word.

 

[Im2bent]

She should be scalped. Horse dragged some. Then my dog mauls her face.

Then, be tied up to let it all get badly infected (cellulitis).

But make sure she stays alive as long as possible!!!

Or maybe skin her alive and make a lampshade out of her…hmmm so many options

What no scaphism?

 

[Im2bent]

He forgot the safe word.

Might be safer to forget the safe word than to mispronounce it...

 

[Steel+Killer]

I don’t think the guy had his head on straight…..she was just trying to get his head together!

 

[zeroz]

Apparently that's how she got the third degree nonconsensual sexual assault.

It was the only way she could get him to keep it up. He went all day on his second lap.

 

[XikoPlavi]

What no scaphism?

Ohhh. Breaking out the ancient methods there. The boats.

I guess I would leave her not tied up to be nice

 

[atomic41]

Well I voted yes and I was gonna ask if anyone had nekkid pics until I scrolled down and WTF is that thing in the orange? This is a dirty bait and switch poll m f'er!

 

[Jefe's Dope]

You fockers are too pussy blind to find the real gold.

A bread knife “worked the best,” she explained in a police interview, “because of the serrated blade.”

Bread knives are very unassuming. Throw in a baguette and you look harmless.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

You fockers are too pussy blind to find the real gold.



Bread knives are very unassuming. Throw in a baguette and you look harmless.

Just like what old Brooklynites would advise if somebody's carrying a baseball bat in a car for defense... "Make sure you have a ball and a catcher's mitt in there too."

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Wasn't there a story a couple years ago about the wife that cut up her husband with an electric carving knife that didn't work?

 

[Cowpokey]

Well I voted yes and I was gonna ask if anyone had nekkid pics until I scrolled down and WTF is that thing in the orange? This is a dirty bait and switch poll m f'er!

Never vote until you get more info.

 

[Carlos Danger]

Taylor Schabusiness

Schabusiness.
SCHABUSINESS.
FUCKING SCHABUSINESS! REALLY !!
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!

 

[The D]

He forgot the safe word.

His safe word wasn’t sounding like he was being strangled to death so she didn’t need to stop

 

[Snipe260]

Ropes and pulleys?

Electric shock more better!

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Electric shock more better!

How about the Necromorph parasite/virus from the Dead Space series of sci-fi games? Their arms turn into swords that can slice right through the armored hull of an interstellar ore carrier and not even assault rifles and grenade launchers can bring them down... And some people WILL STILL hit that...

 

[The D]

It’s stories like these that make me thank any god that will listen every day for sending me my wonderfully boring wife

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Oh damn!
No...no..hell no.
Makeup is a powerful magic.

 

[Maser]

I wonder if she knew Chandler Halderson.